I went to Disney World’s newest Zooptopia attraction

BEING spat on by a walrus, ­shaking my backside with a chipmunk and having Peter Pan declare me an “honorary Lost Boy” isn’t usually how I spend my days.

But all of it happened to me, and more, when I visited Walt Disney World in ­Florida for the first time.

Prior to this, I’d only made it to Disneyland Paris when I was a child, despite a lot of begging to my parents.

But I’m happy to report it was worth the wait.

And new attractions are being added to the park continuously, so even if you have been before, no two visits are the same.

Last month saw the launch of 4D animated show Zootopia: Better Zoogether!, just weeks before Zootopia 2 started its run at cinemas.

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Based in the Tree Of Life Theatre — under the roots of the 145ft tree at the centre of Animal Kingdom — the ­ten-minute show features wind, water and sudden seat move­ments as you watch the 3D short film.

Created by the same animators behind the popular 2016 movie Zootopia, it features beloved characters Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde, as well as new critters from the sequel.

Explaining the ride, Executive Creative Director of Walt Disney Imagineering, Chris Beatty, told me: “At its core, the show is Animal Kingdom based. This park is so unique, it’s very clear on what it’s trying to say and be.

“Nature and the interconnectedness of all things. That’s what it’s all about. Together we are stronger.”

But the magic is far more than this new show. It was like time had never passed since my first visit to Disney’s Paris resort, as I fully allowed my inner-child to take hold.

Mickey-shaped waffles for breakfast? Tick. Mickey-shaped ice cream sandwich? Tick. Coming back to your room to find the belongings you discarded haphazardly in a rush laid out neatly in the shape of Mickey? Tick.

Set across four theme parks — Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and Disney’s Animal Kingdom — it’s impossible to underplay how vast Walt Disney World is.

While Disney is, at its heart, a theme park packed with rides for thrill-seekers of all ages, for me the magic is, and will always be, found in the characters.

As we wandered through Frontierland — Magic Kingdom’s Wild West-themed area — we bumped into Toy Story’s Jessie, who was running about in between the buildings and playfully engaging in hide and seek with some children — never once breaking character mode.

Mary Poppins and chimney sweep Bert were also dancing down Main Street, USA, as families checked out the shops and snacked on Mickey-shaped sweet treats.

During my family visits to Paris as a child, I was obsessed with collecting autographs from each character.

And prior to my trip to Florida, I feared this wholesome trend might have fallen by the wayside in favour of selfies on phones. But I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Kids still line up, pen and autograph book in hand, to meet their idols in an age-old Disney tradition.

In fact, as we enjoyed a character ­dining experience at Magic Kingdom’s Crystal Palace with Winnie the Pooh and friends, I didn’t see a single child ask for a selfie.

Instead, they gazed longingly at their cartoon friends as they held out their arms for a hug or an autograph book to sign.

I have zero shame in admitting that I queued up to meet Mickey Mouse at the Town Square Theater at the entrance to the Magic Kingdom, as well as patiently waiting in line to recreate a childhood image of me hugging Pluto, 25 years later.

Then, over in the Animal Kingdom theme park, I spotted Pocahontas casually posing for photos with excited fans, and Donald Duck hosting a meet and greet with his own admirers.

This particular park is also home to arguably one of the best rides at Disney — Avatar Flight of Passage.

With standard queue times of around an hour, the attraction takes immersive rides to a new level.

Its seriously intense drops and tricks make it feel like you are flying on the back of a native mountain banshee (a dragon-esque creature) across the breathtaking landscape of Pandora, from the James Cameron-directed box office blockbusters.

While I loved the first film, released in 2009, I can’t say I’m a huge Avatar fan, having seen the second film, 2022’s The Way Of Water, only once.

But I challenge anyone not to be blown away by the ride and want to have a go on it again — whether they have seen the movies or not.

In fact, planning your rides and navigating the parks is simple thanks to the very useful Disney app.

Most jaw-dropping

It gives you up-to-date queue times for the main rides, a live map of your location and directions on how to get to your next attraction, as well as wait times for character interactions.

It was through the app that I was able to orchestrate a meet with the main mouse himself, Mickey, with just a 15-minute wait time.

Once inside, I was pleasantly surprised to discover the staff — or cast members, as Disney calls them — are more than happy to record videos or take pictures on your phone, despite the official shots also being available.

And for those worried about being slapped with a huge phone data bill like me, fear not.

All the Disney parks are equipped with free wifi, including on the complimentary shuttle buses between hotels and parks.

If you were in any doubt that Disney doesn’t do things by halves, check out one of the many nightly firework shows.

Surprisingly, the one at Epcot was the most jaw-dropping of my trip — clearly the area feels it has to go the extra mile as, unlike Magic Kingdom, it doesn’t have the Cinderella Castle to attract ­visitors.

Its extravaganza, called Luminous: The Symphony Of Us, boasts fireworks, music, lasers and dancing fountains.

A top tip I discovered is that if you’ve already seen the Magic Kingdom fireworks and find yourself in the park at 9pm, ride queues fall dramatically.

I spotted Pirates Of The Caribbean and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure drop from a usual wait time of 50-plus minutes to just five minutes — as did meeting Mickey Mouse at the Town Hall.

At Hollywood Studios, the Fantasmic Show, set on a lake at the top of Hollywood Boulevard and featuring characters and fireworks, was the ideal ending to my Disney adventure.

Walt Disney once said: “We are not trying to entertain the critics. I’ll take my chance with the public.”

But consider this critic highly entertained.