Dine

FORGET packing like sardines into the London underground, or dodging the crowds (and the rain) on a walking tour.

I’ve found the best way to soak up the sights of London, where you can even sit down and enjoy a slap-up meal while you tick off all the big landmarks.

City Cruises Lunch River Cruise – now only £38 (was £53)

City Cruises offer budget-friendly sightseeing tours on the River Thames, ranging from traditional Afternoon Tea cruises to live Jazz nights and New Year’s Eve celebrations.

You can click here to browse all the different types of cruises available and see which ones are currently on sale.

I recently tried out City Cruises’ most popular experience, the Lunch Cruise on the River Thames.

For just £38 – slashed from the usual £53 – this is now the cheapest lunch cruise on the River Thames, and it packs in a whole lot for the price.

As I stepped onboard from Tower Milennium Pier (right next to the Tower of London) I was shown through a gorgeous restaurant to a fancy dining table with a view.

After ordering my meal (chicken supreme for main, white chocolate cheesecake for dessert) I sank back to simply soak up the skyline.

The gentle river cruise drifted all the way along to Canary Wharf, the fancy finance district of London that is home to six of the UK’s ten tallest skyscrapers.

This is when my main course arrived – and I was absolutely blown away by the meal.

I tucked into tender chicken smothered in a creamy mushroom sauce, paired with a cheesy fondant potato and crunchy tender stem broccoli. Dreamy.

As for drinks, you can have anything from posh Teapigs tea blends, to glasses of wine or fizz, to full-on cocktails – just note that these drinks are an add-on!

City Cruises Lunch River Cruise – now only £38 (was £53)

Then it was time for dessert – a gooey, white chocolate cheesecake with the perfect buttery base and a sharp raspberry coulis to cut through. Delicious.

The cruise then turned back around, and this was when my favourite part began. I recommend heading up to the top deck for this part – but you will still see it all from your table downstairs!

I watched as the history of London unfolded in real-time before my eyes.

We glided past futuristic skyscrapers all the way back to 1450 BC, as we floated by the oldest landmark in London, Cleopatra’s Needle.

I also enjoyed cruising underneath nine of London’s bridges, as a knowledgeable tour guide taught us all about their history.

I watched the world go by with a cosy cup of tea in-hand, which was also included.

We glided right underneath the famous Tower Bridge, as well as the Millennium Bridge – which locals call the “Wibbly Wobbly bridge”, as the bridge once swayed from side to side as people walked over it.

I learned that Waterloo Bridge is nicknamed the “Ladies’ Bridge” because women stepped up to build it during WWII, and we even drifted past the bright red pillars of the lost 18th-century Blackfriars Bridge.

After cruising past the legendary Globe Theatre (and spotting the pub that Shakespeare used to frequent: The Anchor) we drifted right past the London Eye.

There was even time for a quick stop right in front of Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament for the ultimate selfie.

Then it’s time to turn around and head back to the pier, having ticked off all of the major London landmarks and enjoyed a fancy two-course meal all in one go.

Once you step back on land, you’re perfectly positioned to keep exploring the rest of the city.

Head into the historic Tower of London, or grab a wow-worthy lunch at Borough Market.

If you’re visiting London and want to go sightseeing in style, plus save a bit of money while doing so, this is the one trip you cannot afford to miss.

City Cruises Lunch River Cruise – now only £38 (was £53)

Prices correct at the time of publication.

Things took a hilarious turn during one instalment of Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me as one guest pointed out a ‘stolen’ ingredient

A host on Come Dine With Me was savagely called out by one of his guests, as they believed he had stolen an unexpected item for one dish.

The much-loved Channel 4 programme, which sees four or five amateur cooks from the same local area take turns hosting a three-course dinner party in their own homes, was back for the last instalment of the week.

On Friday July 17’s episode, which is a repeat that was set in Cardiff, it was the turn of chiropractor Pete to impress his guests Angharad, Claire, Charlotte and David, with his dishes which included a lemon posset and Glamorgan sausages.

While at the dinner table, Pete also provided “edible flowers” for his guests but the host was unfortunately left red-faced when he was questioned about where he sourced the flowers.

Angharad asked of her flower: “Where did you get this from then?” Pete replied: “This I cropped from near Llandaff Cathedral.” But Angharad was not convinced by Pete’s tale.

She bluntly replied: “You stole it!” Trying to justify where he got it from, stating that he retrieved the flowers from a pathway, David chipped in that he often walked his dog in that direction.

Questioning whether the flowers were clean enough to eat, Claire said: “I hope you washed those!”

This later led to Pete’s guests discovering that he failed to make his own pastries for one of his dishes. But despite calling him out, all the guests agreed that Pete’s food and hospitality was top-notch.

The Cardiff-based episode, which was first broadcast last year, caused quite a stir.

One social media user took to Facebook at the time and wrote: “I love when guests get upset that the host didn’t make their own pastry. Who makes their own pastry? Shortcrust maybe, but I think using store-bought puff & fillo pastry is totally ok!”

Another added: “Competitors do make their own puff, shortcrust pastry but not filo, it is very fiddly I think.”

At the end of the show, the guests found who was the winner of the week and received a cool £1,000 prize.

Come Dine With Me airs weekdays at 6:30pm on Channel 4

The Latin Quarter’s cobblestone Rue Mouffetard is a walking street lined with fishmongers, bakeries, cheese shops, produce stands and cafes. Once you’ve talked triple-cream Brillat-Savarin with the cheese pros at Androuet and admired displays of glistening seafood along Mouffetard (Poissonnerie Quoniam sells fresh oysters that you eat standing with an inexpensive glass of wine), there is lunch or dinner to consider. A wonderful choice is Otto, a modern izakaya-style project with MOF chef Eric Trochon, who provided menu guidance to proprietors Stéphane Offner and Tony Alvarez-Parage plus occasional turns at the binchotan-fueled grill when he’s not running his Michelin one-star restaurant Solstice 700 meters away. Observe the action in the open kitchen from your bar seat or find an intimate corner to enjoy Otto’s small plates — maybe “fish no chips” with black curry mayonnaise, razor clams with garlic butter or celery root beignets. Oh, and at lunch you can choose three dishes for €22. A terrific deal.

5 Rue Mouffetard, 75005 Paris