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Perched high on the battlements of Almería’s 10th-century Alcazaba, looking over the mosaic of flat roofs tumbling down to the sea, I’m reminded of author Gerald Brenan’s travel classic South from Granada, and his impression upon arriving in Almería in 1920: “Certainly, it seemed that the sea was doubly Mediterranean here, and the city … contained within it echoes of distant civilisations.”

A British adventurer, Hispanist and fringe member of the Bloomsbury group, Brenan had walked to Almería from where he was living near Granada, apparently to buy extra furniture in preparation for a visit from Virginia Woolf and friends. A century later, my journey here in a 30-year-old van from London is somewhat less notable, but as I marvel at the almost surreal incandescence of the Med, and the maze of ancient streets below me, I too am aware of a sensation of time travel.

Brenan would have been a novelty visitor back then. And even today, unlike Málaga, just a couple of hours down the coast, Almería is little visited by international tourists, although the similarities between the two cities are striking. Both are ancient ports of beguiling tree-lined streets, a sparkling beach, a Moorish fort, and a 16th-century cathedral, yet Almería has so far remained under the radar, while Málaga is battling the effects of overtourism. Almería is reminiscent of the old Málaga, before its 1990s makeover, when its reputation as a sketchy port city was transformed by major investment and the overhaul of its waterfront into a soulless shopping and eating development.

Almería is 120 miles east along the coast, in Spain’s impoverished southeastern corner, in Europe’s only desert, and on the edge of the continent. Closer to Morocco than Madrid, it feels like an outpost. There is a tangible sense of being far away from the action – and the funding – but with a new high-speed rail service incoming from Madrid in 2027, and the development of the docks over the next few years to accommodate luxury cruise-ships, including green space, its status as the rough diamond of Andalucía may be about to change.

For now, Almería remains a living, working port, unpretentious in its charm, where ornate but gently crumbling townhouses sit alongside faded mid-century shopfronts, and the tang of diesel and fish in the salty air remind you that its waterfront is strictly for business. While Málaga’s port is now a top destination for superyacht spotting, the main purpose of Almería’s docks is as a ferry terminal for services to Algeria and Morocco. The border feels porous here, the nearby streets more like an extension of north Africa, with signs in Arabic advertising ferry tickets, stores offering Moroccan tea glasses and a handful of African fishers mending nets.

If you don’t mind the walk out of town, through a truck-park wasteland of sun-bleached concrete warehouses, you’ll be rewarded by a sumptuous seafood feast at bar 900 Millas, a genuine hideaway, wedged between loading bays, serving fresh catches from the adjacent fish market. Come at 4am on a weekday for breakfast with the fishers, or join the Almeríenses, dressed to the nines for Sunday lunch.

We stayed in the serene Hotel Catedral, a 19th-century palatial house in the centre of town on the pedestrian Plaza de la Catedral. Its rooftop bar offers close-up views of the cathedral and across to the partly restored Alcazaba, illuminated every night in its hilltop setting.

Wherever you wander in Almería, the Alcazaba looms above. Under the clean Mediterranean sunlight, its cool stone walls, cypress and palm trees, and gardens of flowing water channels provide a haven of rosemary-scented tranquillity. If you’ve ever been herded around Granada’s Alhambra in a strict time slot, a morning at Almería’s Alcazaba is the antidote. Entry is free to European citizens (including Britons), and you can explore at leisure, taking in the spectacular 360-degree views, from the arid mountains behind, to the glittering sea and the narrow streets of La Chanca, the city’s historic Arab quarter, below.

Historically home to Gypsies and fishers, La Chanca plays a significant role in Almería’s identity. A jumble of cave homes and tiny houses, tumbling down the hill to the docks, by turns rough and romantic, it served as a source of inspiration to the Movimiento Indaliano, an avant garde artistic and cultural collective that emerged here after the second world war. A permanent collection of the movement’s paintings, many featuring scenes and the people of La Chanca, is displayed at the Doña Pakyta art gallery in the city centre, providing a captivating insight into mid-century Almería.

Near the Alcazaba, the Moroccan cafe Teteria Almedina serves hot mint tea and chilled mint lemonade on a verdant terrace. In the old town, there are tapas bars at every turn, always packed. At Casa Puga, one of Almería’s oldest tapas bars, you’ll be lucky to squeeze through the door, let alone get a seat. Almería is one of Europe’s sunniest cities, where a four-hour siesta is adhered to like a religion (don’t try to get anything done in the afternoon), and the weekend is devoted entirely to socialising. As we wander from heaving plaza to heaving plaza, I’m envious of this fierce dedication to leisure. There is a pleasing sensation of the 20th-century’s analogue ways still holding sway.

Almería, the city and the province, is an outlier, not just geographically, but also spiritually, says José Antonio González Perez, of the local tourist office: “We are not like the rest of Andalucía. We have our own dialect, our own cuisine. But for a long time, we have been forgotten.”

This spirit of independence is tangible in the pride shown in Almería’s cultural heritage. The fascinating guitar museum celebrates the expert luthier Antonio de Torres Jurado, considered to be the father of the modern guitar, who was born and died in the city. The cinema museum and a walking trail reveal the locations of the many films that have been shot in the city and the surrounding desert, including Sergio Leone’s spaghetti westerns, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and Lawrence of Arabia. There’s even a Russ Meyer-inspired bar, La Mala, tucked away down a side alley.

For a small city Almería’s nightlife and creative spirit are strong. The ever-busy Picasso bookshop is an institution, with a full diary of author events; Paseo79 sells affordable works by local artists; and local music collective Clasijazz has transformed hundreds of lives with its grassroots conservatoire, dedicated to training young musicians, running jam sessions, and putting on gigs.

While Almería boasts its own 2-mile urban beach, it also makes a perfect base for exploring the wilder coast of this corner of Andalucía, and the Cabo de Gata-Níjar natural park. This 180 sq miles of wilderness is Europe’s only desert, hence its role in doubling for the American west in so many films. Its beaches are unspoiled by development, with just a scattering of tiny white villages nestled in coves, their swaying palm trees and bursts of red, pink and purple bougainvillaea mirroring the coast of north Africa across the water. Inland, the Sierra Alhamilla and the ancient Moorish village of Níjar in the foothills, known for its handicrafts including traditional glazed ceramics and jarapas (Andalucian woven rugs), are worth a visit too.

When Gerald Brenan arrived in Almería, his impression was of “a bucket of whitewash thrown down at the foot of a bare, greyish mountain. A small oasis …” He only intended to buy furniture and head back, but while waiting for money to be wired, he became embroiled with a local rascal who led him astray, into the fleshpots and seafarers’ drinking dens. It clearly made an impression on him, as he continued to be drawn back to Almería over the years, describing it as a “poetic” city with a “lost”, “forgotten” atmosphere. He said it produced an excitement in him he had not felt in other Spanish cities. As someone who has been exploring Spain for many years, I know exactly what he means.

For more information visit turismodealmeria.org

From mountain hikes and whale watching to wine tasting and gourmet dining – there’s no shortage of things to do in Madeira

It didn’t take us long to discover that Madeira is an island of striking contrasts. Towering mountains and plunging valleys, a vibrant city and unspoilt natural parks. Even the weather keeps you on your toes, shifting from overcast skies to dazzling sunshine in moments, thanks to the island’s many microclimates.

The capital, Funchal, is defined by its charming mosaic cobblestones in the cathedral quarter, winding restaurant-lined lanes in the old town, and a sweeping seafront promenade with steps leading down to the sea for those fancying a spontaneous swim.

During our walking tour of the city, we took in the elaborate gothic cathedral, indulged in sweet treats at the celebrated chocolatier Uaucacau, and stumbled upon exotic fruits we’d never encountered before at the central market – from banana passion fruit to monstera deliciosa, which apparently tastes remarkably similar to pineapple when fully ripened, reports OK!.

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There’s no shortage of things to discover beyond the city either, as we found out when we ventured further afield around the island.

Madeira: an island built for adventure

Feeling energetic, we tackled the Vereda da Ponta de Sao Lourenço, a 7km round-trip hike leading to the most easterly tip of Madeira. The rocky trail demands a fair amount of stair-climbing, but the payoff is absolutely worth it – jaw-dropping panoramic views of the stunning coastline await. We’d strongly advise heading out early, as the path becomes considerably crowded from mid-morning onwards.

A jeep tour offers the finest way to explore the island’s north coast. Our itinerary took in beaches, waterfalls and a rum distillery where we sampled the local beverage Poncha Regional – a blend of rum, honey, lemon and orange juice. But the true standout moment came when venturing off-road into the verdant laurel forest, jolting along the muddy paths surrounded by tropical vegetation.

For our subsequent excursion, we headed to the harbour to embark on a whale-watching trip. We ended up considerably more drenched than anticipated as we raced across the ocean in our rib. While the rear seat might be the safest option for those prone to seasickness, it’s also where the majority of the spray appears to hit. We were, however, treated to the sight of a pod of bottlenose dolphins frolicking in the waves – and the tour guide graciously offered us a towel!

For a more tranquil afternoon we travelled to the spa at The Vine Hotel to experience its Red Wine Divine Bath. The 90-minute treatment features a gentle exfoliation using crushed grape seeds, a soak in a bubbling tub of red wine-infused water – with a glass of wine to savour for that additional touch of indulgence – and a full body massage to round off the blissful experience.

Discover the Madeira Wine Festival

The Madeira Wine Festival takes place from late August through to mid-September and offers a fantastic opportunity to experience the island at its liveliest. It’s a tribute to local wine-making heritage, featuring concerts and theatrical shows across multiple locations. We made our way to the Wine Lounge along Funchal’s waterfront, where live entertainment accompanied pop-up stands from 11 Madeiran wine makers, giving us the chance to try numerous varieties. We also dropped by Quinta do Furão for its yearly celebrations, which included a buffet lunch, wine sampling and the chance to tread grapes barefoot.

Naturally, you don’t have to wait for the festival to enjoy Madeira’s wines. During a guided experience and tasting at Blandy’s Wine Lodge in Funchal, we discovered the wine-making techniques and were amazed by the enormous 9,000-litre oak casks. We also took part in a vineyard visit at Quinta Das Malvas, where we discovered how they combine vines through grafting to shield them from illness and why roses play a crucial role in assessing vine wellbeing.

Where to eat: restaurant recommendations and regional specialities

There’s certainly no lack of upmarket dining establishments in Madeira. We began our culinary adventure at Akua, a seafood spot nestled down a quiet side street in Funchal, where the tuna tartare cones and jumbo tiger prawn proved to be the highlights. At Three House, we savoured the chef’s table experience, where every dish is crafted right before your eyes. We’d highly recommend the red snapper ceviche and tacos packed with the local delicacy, black scabbardfish. Make sure you head up to the rooftop bar afterwards for a cocktail (open Wednesday to Saturday).

For an upmarket dining experience with breathtaking views, Avista is an absolute must. The outdoor terrace gazing out over the ocean is truly stunning, and our scallops with lime risotto and crème brûlée dessert were simply divine.

At Audax, we treated ourselves to the tasting menu – five courses crafted by the chef to capture the traditional flavours of Madeira, reimagined with a contemporary flair. Every dish was strikingly presented and packed with flavour. Over at Design Centre Nini Andrade Silva, we were won over by the sophisticated monochrome interior, gourmet dishes made from locally sourced produce and spectacular sunset views.

Where to stay in Madeira

Pestana Quinta Perestrello is a charming 37-room hotel on the outskirts of Funchal, lovingly converted from a traditional manor house. Its modest size lends it a wonderfully homely atmosphere, complete with a snug reading room and a quaint garden pool. Guests can also take advantage of the two neighbouring Pestana properties, which boast larger pools, restaurants and a health club. Central Funchal is just a 15-minute stroll away.

For a more indulgent experience, Casa Velha is a five-star boutique hotel situated alongside the breathtaking Palheiro Gardens. Here, the décor is opulent, the grounds are magnificent and the ambience is one of pure serenity. The restaurant Oxalis specialises in regional dishes with a contemporary twist and merits a visit even if you’re not staying there, as do the Palheiro Gardens themselves, where hundreds of plant species from across the globe flourish and trees soar to heights of 46 metres.

Arrange your own island getaway

For further details on accommodation, dining options and activities, head to VisitMadeira. EasyJet and British Airways provide direct flights to Funchal from the UK.

Many people make simple mistakes when submitting passport photos, which often require them to reapply. Here, learn what to avoid and how to take the perfect photo.

When planning a trip, it’s common to want to spend as little as possible and avoid traps that can land us with unexpected costs. But if it’s time to renew your passport or apply for one, making simple mistakes could end up costing you an extra £102.

UK passport fees exceed £100 for a standard application, so it’s important to ensure everything is correct and up to standard when submitting your application. While there are plenty of official guidelines out there, many applications are still delayed or rejected each year due to photo issues, according to CEWE’s creative lead, Adrianne Yates.

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According to HM Passport Office, your passport photo must meet strict requirements so you don’t have to reapply and pay new fees.

For the perfect photo, stand in front of a plain, light-coloured background, use balanced lighting with no shadows, and take a clear, natural image of your face. You’ll also need to keep your expression neutral – so no smiling – with your mouth closed and eyes open.

If you’re wearing glasses, make sure they don’t cause glare. Headwear is only allowed for religious or medical reasons. Additionally, the image must be in colour, unedited, and taken within the last month to reflect your current look.

While these rules are generally well known, Adrianne Yates has shared some lesser-known tips that could help you even further – to avoid an expensive mistake.

The first one is to not tense up – by simply breathing out just before the photo is taken, as people often hold tension in their face without realising.

She says overthinking can also backfire, as trying too hard to take the perfect photo can leave you with what she describes as a “startled” look, which she says could lead to your photo being rejected.

And one of the most common mistakes people make is not paying enough attention to the lighting rules. The rules clearly state that there should be no shadows, but even faint ones, if overlooked, can cause problems. Adrianne highlights how hair, in particular, can cast shadows across your face, so keep that in mind and make sure your features are fully visible.

It’s not every day you get to cycle around the world with your family, but for father and son, George and Josh Kohler, that’s exactly what they’ve been doing for more than a year

A father and son are cycling around the planet for 400 days, travelling through more than 25 countries, and amid the gruelling hill climbs, there’s one destination that stands out from them all.

George, 57, and his son, Josh Kohler, 23, from Norfolk, have been cycling around the world on an epic adventure for over a year. In their mission to ‘Pedal the Planet’, the father-and-son duo have visited some of the most spectacular destinations around the globe and cycled through more than 25 countries, with diverse landscapes of barren deserts to rugged mountains and terraced rice fields.

Since the pair set off from their hometown of Norfolk on 29 March last year, they’ve clocked up thousands of miles, which is expected to reach 30,000 kilometres by the end, and have raised more than £30,000 for charity. By the time they finish their remarkable journey next month, George and Josh will have spent almost 400 days cycling around the world, and ascended a whopping 180,000 metres – the equivalent of 20 Mount Everests!

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They’re currently on track to secure three Guinness World Records titles: ‘Fastest father and son to circumnavigate the world on bicycles’, ‘Furthest distance cycled by a father and son’, and ‘Most countries cycled through by a father and son’. As they near the end of their extraordinary journey, with just weeks to go, George and Josh spoke exclusively to The Mirror, having just finished their South America leg.

While taking a break from cycling in Rio, George, who has his own chimney-sweeping business, said: “There’s been so much we’ve been through, in terms of hardship, challenge, pressure and times when we’ve been pretty much on our knees with things that have happened over the course of the journey.

“But on the flip side, we’ve recovered from that every time, we’ve helped each other through it and the highs that have come from it… the mutual support and respect we have for each other. The amazing people we’ve met, the incredible journey we’ve gone through, the fantastic scenery, and the whole thing has been so awesome to be a part of, and the realisation that it is coming to an end, it’s quite daunting.”

Some of their notable highlights while pedalling around the world for around 7-8 hours a day include crossing the remote Nullarbor Plain in Australia and visiting Iguazu Falls in South America to admire more than 200 waterfalls. One day, they also woke up in Cappadocia, Turkey, to hundreds of hot-air balloons drifting overhead. Yet, there was one destination they hailed as their favourite, and it was far from what they had expected.

The father-and-son duo quickly agreed that China has been by far the best destination they had visited during their lengthy expedition. “We didn’t want to leave,” Josh, a videographer and content creator, explained. “We spent two months cycling through there. We arrived with no expectations, but when we got there, it was completely different to what we had expected. It was incredible. Every day, there was so much going on, so much to see. It’s a completely different culture, the food and scenery was incredible, and the people were really friendly.”

George added: “Little snippets from China include being able to walk on the western side of the Great Wall in this incredible scenery, to witnessing the Hani rice terraces, the largest in the world – it was like overlooking the Grand Canyon but made of rice, it was just insane.”

However, their quest around the globe has been far from straightforward, with the pair battling punishing headwinds, scorching desert heat, gruelling mountain passes and isolated roads along the way. And when it comes down to the country that has been the biggest challenge, they both quickly agreed it was Brazil due to its “very hilly” terrain.

Although Josh added: “South America as a whole, they don’t have a cycling culture or infrastructure, so there’s no back road or anything, so we’re on the highway, and especially in Argentina, there’s no hard shoulder, so we’re on the same lane as the trucks. Mentally, we were always having to be aware of what was going on around us, and going off the road when a truck was coming was quite draining. And then it was around 35 to 40 degrees during the day, it was hot, and very remote.”

George added that Australia was “up there” with the most taxing parts, due to the “size of the country”. He explained: “Until you’ve experienced it, it’s just a figure on a map, but going through a 12,00km stretch of treeless desert with maybe half a dozen or so road houses on the way and beyond that is nothing, absolutely nothing. And it’s hot, it’s dusty, and just goes on forever.”

Now, Josh and George have just a few weeks left in their whopping journey around the world and hope to break three Guinness World Records, which will be revealed only once they’ve officially completed their 400-day venture. The last leg saw them fly from Rio to Lisbon on Monday, 6 April, and they are now pedalling through Portugal, Spain, and France for around three weeks, before returning to their hometown of Norfolk on 2 May.

With the end in sight, it’s a bittersweet moment for the duo as they reflect on their epic adventure together, and both confess to feeling “emotional”. “This has been our way of life for the last year, and there will be a lot of changes happening,” Josh said.

Reflecting on how it’s impacted their relationship, Josh added: “We always knew as a whole, this journey was going to be a physical and mental challenge, but I don’t think we were prepared for the emotional challenge that comes with this, especially as father and son.

“Spending this much time with anyone, you’re going to clash, but especially when it’s your dad. You do get on each other’s nerves every now and then, but it’s learning our boundaries and how we make it work in the best way possible for our relationship. How that’s evolved has definitely been a challenge, but the results have been amazing. The bonds we’ve formed and strengthened have just made this whole thing incredible.”

Aside from creating unforgettable memories together, Josh and George have raised more than £30,000 for UNICEF. They’ve also raised money for Bicycle Links, a bike company in Norwich that supports “people with the provision of refurbished bikes where they can’t otherwise afford them, and who also provide mental health support for people through their workshops.”

You can follow more of their journey on their social media accounts @joshpkohler and @georgemkohler, or donate to their JustGiving page.

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A HOLIDAY park that used to be owned by Parkdean has had a huge renovation – and its right by the coast.

Ruda Holiday Park in Croyde, Devon, spans 300-acres and was bought by John Fowler Holidays from Parkdean Resorts last year.

As part of a major revamp, the park has new luxury caravans and lodges, to replace older accommodation.

In total, £1million has been spent on adding new lodges and caravans.

Caravans and lodges that were already on the site have been revamped inside too.

One of the new stays available is the three-bedroom Diamond Hot Tub Lodge.

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Guests can pick between the Country Classic style, which has neutral tones or the Urban Chique style, which features a more industrial style.

There are a range of other caravans and lodges as well from three-beds that are pet friendly, to four-beds with hot tubs on an outdoor deck.

Inside most of the lodges guests will find everything they need for a great stay including a kitchen with a dishwasher, USB sockets, a flatscreen TV and private parking.

In total, the holiday park has 817 pitches for lodges and caravans, touring and tents.

Elsewhere in the park, the shower blocks have also been upgraded and there is a new reception building where guests arrive at when heading to the holiday park.

For electric car owners, there’s also a number of new electric vehicle charging (EV) charging points.

Onsite, guests can also make the most of the Boardwalk Bar and Restaurant, which has also undergone a full makeover.

New features of the bar and restaurant include an outdoor terrace, ideal for having drinks in the summer.

Great for visiting families, the park also has two mascots – racoons Rudi and Rosie – who have returned after a 20-year hiatus.

According to North Devon Gazette, Cathie Higgs, sales director at John Fowler Holidays, said: “Our goal has always been to preserve the park’s unique charm while introducing modern amenities that elevate the holiday experience for our guests.

“This investment reflects our long-term vision for Ruda as a premier destination in North Devon.

“The feedback from our guests has already been overwhelmingly positive and we can’t wait to welcome even more families to enjoy everything Ruda has to offer this season.”

Last year, the park’s Cascades tropical pool, which also has a 200-metre waterslide, had a full makeover.

Those wanting more of a chill in the water, can hop in the hot tub or gently bob along the lazy river.

But if a bit of fun is what you are after, pick up one of the water jet skis…

For kids needing to burn off steam, there is an adventure playground and during the peak season, dining sessions will be joined by famous characters.

Little ones can enjoy an indoor soft play area too, perfect for rainy days.

In the evenings, adults can enjoy bingo, quizzes just like those on TV and cabaret.

Of course, guests can also head down to Croyde Bay Beach which is well-known for being a good surfing spot.

According to the holiday park, the beach is just one minute away.

When John Fowler took over the holiday park from Parkdean Resorts, they also took over ownership of Croyde’s blue flag beach.

At the time, Property Director Ollie Fowler said: “We know just how important Croyde beach is to everyone in North Devon, with its UNESCO designated dunes and golden sands.

“To be custodians of Croyde beach is an honour for us.”

The beach is located in Croyde village as well, which is full of shops to explore.

The John Fowler Group operates 13 parks in total across the South West of England and South Wales.

To stay at the holiday park, it costs from £36 per night.

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THE UK basked in sky high temperatures on Wednesday and if you want more heat, you can head to another nearby city.

Marrakech, in western Morocco is set to hit highs of 35C next week, and flights there are still a bargain.

It’s nicknamed the ‘Red City’ because it’s been built from red clay and sandstone – in the sunlight, and especially at sunset Marrakech seems to glow an orange-red colour.

One of its biggest landmarks is Bahia Palace, a 19th-century building decorated with stunning paintings and mosaics. 

It’s the largest and best-preserved 19th-century palace in the city with 160 decorated rooms, courtyards, and pretty gardens.

Another must-see is El Badi Palace – commissioned by the then-sultan Ahmad al-Mansur after his accession in 1578, it eventually fell into ruin after his death.

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You can still explore its huge courtyard, sunken orange gardens and reflecting pools.

When it comes to souvenirs, head to Jemaa el-Fnaa square which is filled with vibrant cafes and colourful stalls.

It has lots of restaurants too where visitors can pick delicacies like tagine, brochettes (skewered kebabs), fried fish and couscous.  

Lisa Minot, Head of Sun Travel, filled us in on her recent trip to the Moroccan city. She said: “I’ve just returned from a wonderful long weekend in Marrakech and the city is as exciting as ever.

“We were sunbathing on the roof of our riad in the Medina in glorious 22 degree temperatures – and I loved the amazing desert landscapes just 40 minutes from the hustle and bustle of the souks.

“Tourism is booming in the city and while the streets are as colourful and chaotic as ever, the influx of visitors has brought some gorgeous new bars, restaurants and stunning hotels.”

Travel Reporter Alice Penwill suggests heading to the beautiful Dar el Bacha Palace in the Medina.

Behind the 20th-century palace walls is intricate tilework and a courtyard with orange trees that you wouldn’t know is there from the outside – and is ideal for pictures.

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Riu Palace Tikida Taghazout

This hotel in laid-back surf capital Taghazout has seven giant pools to pick from, as well as six bars and four restaurants. The on-site spa offers massage treatments, facials and even a hair salon, should you fancy a pampering. Take a stroll outdoors to find colourful souks and a five and a half mile-long beach.

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El Pueblo Tamlelt, Agadir

El Pueblo Tamelt in Agadir sees year-round sunshine and is just steps away from the beach. The huge resort has 363 rooms, each with a balcony or terrace overlooking the sea or gardens. Food here includes three daily meals in the main buffet restaurant, as well as snacks like pizza, hot dogs and burgers at the snack bar.

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Diwane Marrakech

Smack-bang in the centre of Marrakech, this hotel is a private paradise with its own giant pool and sun deck hidden within. Kids will love dancing and singing along to the live entertainment, whilst parents can unwind in the sauna and spa. Here, you’re only 10 minutes’ drive from both Jemaa El-Fnaa square and the medina.

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Riad Meski
Enjoy a stay in a traditional riad in Fes, know as Morocco’s capital of culture. Soak up the sun from the rooftop terrace, enjoy the artistic interiors, and wander through the famous blue gates into the oldest medina in the world, just a 15-minute walk away.

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It’s also home to Bacha Coffee café, a luxurious spot that serves over 200 types of Arabica coffee.

Marrakech is a very affordable spot too – you can fly from Birmingham to Marrakech from £15.99 with Ryanair.

Flights are short, taking on average three and a half hours.

Once you’ve landed, you can pick up a local beer for as little as 25MAD (£2), and a meal at an inexpensive restaurant can cost as little as 35MAD (£2.81).

Coffee can cost as little as 21MAD (£1.68), according to Wise.

Hotels can be inexpensive too. A seven-night stay for two at the Grand Mogador Agdal & Spa in April is £677 – or £48pppn.

The hotel has five-stars on Booking.com and has a sun terrace, garden, and a year-round outdoor swimming pool with slides.

Another great deal is at the Le Palais Averroes Adults Only hotel.

It’s dubbed as having a “5-star riad experience with adults-only access”.

It also has a year-round outdoor swimming pool, spa and wellness centre, massage services, a steam room, a hammam and restaurant.

With Booking.com, you can book a five-night stay in May for two for £564 – or £56.40pppn.

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While Brits usually have to join the line with other non-EU citizens, one airport will offer a lane solely for those with British passports after a new system led to huge delays for holidaymakers

The long-delayed European Entry/Exit System (EES) has officially been implemented today (April 10), which means that all non-EU citizens, Brits included, need to register their biometric data when entering the European Union (EU).

However, during the gradual implementation phase, long queues have been reported at several airports, especially in areas with lots of British tourists such as Spanish holiday hotspots. One spot that has been affected is the holiday island of Majorca, where long queues were reported by Majorca Daily Bulletin over the Easter weekend, a combination of the new systems and airport strikes.

Palma de Mallorca Airport is the third busiest airport in Spain with over 33.3 million passengers a year, even beating major cities on the mainland such as Alicante and Malaga.

The airport has a single terminal, divided into four zones, and while many reviews praise it for its efficiency in handling so many passengers, there have been complaints about long queues and overcrowding. However, it has been confirmed by an airport spokesperson, speaking to the Majorca Daily Bulletin, that dedicated lanes will be set up for British travellers.

The move could help ease pressures at passport control, as first-time registrations can reportedly take several minutes for each passenger. British travellers will be directed to a specific area with kiosks to collect their biometric data, and additional staff from the Guardia Civil will be on-hand to help manage the process.

The new EES system involves taking a photograph and fingerprints from non-EU citizens, and its aim is to be able to easily track those who overstay. Eventually, it will replace manual passport stamps, allowing EU countries to identify whether someone has followed the 90-day rule.

So far, the system has reportedly caught out over 4,000 travellers who’ve either accidentally or deliberately overstayed. Brits visiting the EU are allowed to stay up to 90 days visa-free within an 180-day period, although many don’t realise this is a rolling window, which could lead to confusion when calculating how long someone has been in the EU.

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Brits visiting Portugal or Sweden can download the official Travel to Europe app to save time. This app allows them to scan their passports and capture their biometric data in advance before generating a QR code. If no further checks are needed at the airport, then visitors can then simply scan the code at the EES kiosk on arrival.

Later this year, Brits will also need to participate in the new visa-waiver scheme, the ETIAS (European Travel Information and Authorisation System), which is set to be implemented in late-2026.

Not to be confused with EES, ETIAS will require Brits visiting the EU to apply for a visa-exemption, with the application costing €20 (about £17.42), although it will be valid for three years.

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New rules have come into force for Brits this week across a number of European holiday hotspots, but there’s an app that could help you swerve potentially long queues

Brits heading to the likes of France, Spain, Portugal and Greece will face new entry requirements as Europe’s new Entry/Exit System (EES) has come into force. Airports across the EU are braced for potential travel chaos as non-EU visitors, including Brits, will need to have biometric information such as facial images and fingerprints taken when they enter the EU.

Personal data from your passport will also be collected when you enter an EU border, and the system will record entry and exit dates to allow overstays to be easily flagged. EES is set to replace passport stamps in the long run.

However, getting to grips with the new technology has proven tricky at some airports, with many Brits reporting longer queues on arrival and when departing the EU. While EU passport holders have their own lanes, Brits must queue with other non-EU nationalities and go through the new system.

An official app could potentially speed up the process for Brits and other non-EU citizens, although many travellers are unaware of its existence.

The Travel to Europe app is available on Apple’s App Store or Google Play and claims it can “speed up your border check”. Holidaymakers heading to the EU first need to download the app and register. At the moment, the app is only available at selected border crossing points, including Sweden and Portugal, although the developers claim more will be added soon.

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Families flying together can add co-travellers to the app so their details are in one place. You simply need to add details of your journey such as the date and time you’ll arrive and depart, and can scan your passport using your phone. You then take a selfie and answer some questions. This can be done up to 72-hours before your flight.

The app then generates a QR code for each passenger which can be scanned at a self-service kiosk or by passport control staff. Simply follow the signs or directions from airport staff to the pre-registration queue. Of course, there’s no guarantee of entry and staff may still carry out additional checks, but for many passengers this could speed up the process for them.

Travellers have been warned to “expect chaos” in the coming months in popular holiday hotspots such as Tenerife. Reports of hours long queues and confusion caused by the new system have surfaced. And while the EES implementation date has avoided the busy Easter weekend, May half-term is just a few weeks away, which could potentially put more strain on the system.

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AIRPORTS in Europe are at risk of running out of fuel in just weeks, experts have warned, sparking fears for half term holidays.

The conflict in Iran continues to cause chaos across the world, with the latest seeing President Donald Trump slam the regime for breaking the short-lived ceasefire.

This came after Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz just hours into a two-week ceasefire agreement.

Travellers are now being warned that flights could be cancelled and prices could soon rise as fuel reserves are expected to run out due to ongoing closure.

And it could mean chaos for Brits heading abroad for the school May half-term holidays.

According to ACI Europe (the lobby group for airports in Europe), fuel reserves are expected to run out in less than three weeks unless the Middle East increases supplies.

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ACI Europe warns: “If the passage through the Strait of Hormuz does not resume in any significant and stable way within the next three weeks, systemic jet fuel shortage is set to become a reality.”

It added that the shortage of fuel supply is likely to “severely disrupt airport operations and air connectivity”.

Around 140 ships usually pass through the Strait of Hormuz – yet has dropped to just seven ships today.

For Brits, this could mean travel chaos for May half-term getaways including popular destinations such as Spain, Italy and France.

The announcement comes as a number of airports in Italy already warned that they were running out of fuel.

According to local reports earlier this week, Brindisi-Casale Airport confirmed that Jet A1 fuel was not available for a short period of time.

While this didn’t result in any flight cancellations, airlines were warned to fly with enough fuel for the return journey.

This is because any remaining fuel was being reserved for emergency situations including medical flights.

A statement said at the time: “Jet A1 fuel is temporarily unavailable at Brindisi Airport.

“Refueling is permitted only for state, emergency medical services, and medical flights.

“Pilots are advised to refuel at previous stopovers to cover subsequent flights.”

Restrictions were also in place at other airports in Italy including Milan Linate, Venice, Bologna and Venice temporarily.

Despite this, Antonio Maria Vasile, president of Aeroporti di Puglia, commented regarding the news of the alleged fuel shortage.

He said at the time: “Fuel supplies continue regularly, and there is no risk of an imminent shortage.”

And it isn’t just Italian airports being hit by the fuel crisis.

The Australian government has warned that the country only has around 30 days of jet fuel left.

The announcements also come as some Asian countries are grounding flights and European airlines are making plans to deal with shortages.

Back in March, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby said: “It’s entirely possible that parts of Asia are just going to run out of fuel.”

Both Scandinavia’s SAS and Poland’s Lot have already cancelled flights.

Air New Zealand has cancelled thousands of flights due to fears of fuel shortages.

And UK airline Skybus announced that it was stopping all flights between Cornwall and London due to a huge rise in fuel costs and a drop in new passenger bookings.

Even Michael O’Leary, chief executive of Ryanair, has also warned of “the risk of supply disruptions in Europe in May and June” unless the war ends quickly.

Fuel prices have soared compared to what they were before the war in the Middle East broke out.

Last week, the cost of filling up an average diesel tank broke through the £100 mark for the first time since December 2022.

And the Iran conflict has taken Dubai off the holiday list, with the UK Foreign Office still warning against non-essential travel.

Hundreds of thousands of travellers were left stranded abroad when the conflict resulted in airspace closures and Dubai Airport closing.

While limited flights have returned, most airlines are still axing flights to Dubai, as well as other destinations in the Middle East.

This has also had a knock-on effect of airlines that travel via the Middle East, such as Thailand, Vietnam and Australia.

British Airways has axed more flights to the Middle East this week as the crisis continues.

And some airlines are even hiking the cost of baggage due to rising fuel costs.

A British holidaymaker was left baffled as he was enjoying the sunshine at his hotel in Tenerife, as he looked up to see something he wasn’t expecting by the poolside

A British tourist was left completely baffled while soaking up the sunshine at his Tenerife hotel, after glancing up to witness something he certainly wasn’t expecting.

Travelling to a new destination, whether it’s to chase the sun or embark on a city break, often brings with it culture shocks and surprises – particularly if it’s your first visit. From navigating a foreign language to sampling unfamiliar cuisine and customs, discovering a new culture is packed with thrilling moments. Occasionally, though, it can leave you utterly baffled – as one Brit found out during his recent trip to Tenerife.

Taking to Instagram, Emil Dale began filming from his sun lounger beside the pool at his Tenerife hotel. Clearly revelling in a lazy afternoon in the sun, he couldn’t help but question whether what he’d just witnessed was entirely normal for the island.

“So this is my first time in Tenerife, and, there was a man doing acrobatics, and then he said, after it, here’s Michael Jackson,” he said as he zoomed in on a Michael Jackson look a like performing as the King of Pop.

“And then, for the last 15 minutes, Michael Jackson has been doing like a mega mix of all of these songs,” the man explained, before revealing that the performer had also pulled off several costume changes throughout the show.

“And he’s doing a full set,” the gobsmacked tourist said. “But it’s like the middle of the day, and like, everyone is kind of watching.

“Is this, I’ve never been to Tenerife, is this a Tenerife thing?” he pondered, as he carried on watching the show.

Towards the end of the footage, he showed himself posing for a snap with the Michael Jackson tribute act, who was kitted out in a red leather jacket, white T-shirt and black hat, evidently channelling the pop icon’s signature stage looks.

“Michael Jackson appeared by the pool in the middle of the day on Easter Monday at our hotel in Tenerife while everyone was sunbathing,” he wrote in the caption accompanying the clip.

Numerous viewers quickly flooded the comments section to share their reactions, with many claiming to have witnessed the same act during their own Tenerife getaways.

“This is a Tenerife thing! we went on holiday and Michael Jackson was everywhere. pictures of him in the zoo, on every radio station etc. we googled it and apparently he stayed/toured there years ago and brought in loads of tourism so the locals love him,” one user explained.

“He’s always in Tenerife usually dancing round the streets busking he’s brilliant,” a second person added.

Not everyone was in agreement though, as someone else remarked: “Never saw this in Tenerife….”

Another user also commented: “No this is not a Tenerife thing. Its a all-inclusive-never leave your hotel-learn nothing about the culture your visiting-reserve your sunbed with a towel 6 o clock in the morning-thing. I’ve been to Tenerife and its beautiful. I never saw Michael.”

THERE aren’t many moments in your life where you are surrounded by heaps of gold and mummified cats – but in a new experience, Egypt has been brought to the UK.

Ancient Egypt is probably something we all learnt about in school focusing on the Pyramids and Tutankhamun.

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But The Ramses & the Pharaohs’ Gold exhibition at NEON at Battersea Power Station in London allows visitors to explore the life and death of the Pharaoh Ramses II (also known as Ramses the Great).

While you might not know who he is, he was the third pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty but is often thought to be one of the most powerful rulers of the Egyptian Empire.

Upon entering the experience, a short film presentation sprawled across giant screens revealing details of Ramses the Great and how he reigned for 67 years.

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He built more monuments and statues than any other pharaoh including Abu Simbel, a 20-metre-tall statue of himself carved into a sandstone cliff.

He lived to about 90 years old, which was pretty impressive for someone of the Bronze Age.

But perhaps even more surprising is that he had over 200 wives and more than 100 children…

As the video ended, a set of doors swung open to reveal a statue at the entrance of the exhibition – I was about to step into ancient Egypt myself.

The room was dark with statues and objects subtly lit, allowing them to glimmer.

For the first half of the exhibition, I wove through stone statues, monoliths and intricate ornaments.

In fact, across the whole experience there are more than 180 Egyptian artifacts estimated to be worth over £100million and for many of them, it is their first time out of Egypt.

Though, one issue I found was that it is rather like seeing the Crown Jewels at points, where long lines of people steadily move past exhibits to get a glimpse of the artifacts.

At the mid-point, there is a clever 3D projection that recreates the Battle of Kadesh – where Ramses II used propaganda to achieve victory.

The second part of the experience turns to the Gold of the Pharaohs where it really does feel like you are entering the depths of a tomb, with the walls becoming sandy stone and the lighting lowering to feel like a dimly lit cave.

Throughout this part, I explored more artifacts from the era and since Ramses’ own tomb was looted, many of the gold items on display come from the Royal Tombs of Tanis.

My favourite part was definitely seeing the delicately mummified animals including several cats, a lion cub and even crocodiles.

Intricate jewellery glimmers and silver coffins stand tall, all before you reach the showstopper of the experience – Ramses II’s coffin.

Even though his gold was stolen, his wooden sarcophagus which protected his mummy for thousands of years, is considered to be one of the most significant artifacts in Egyptian history.

While Ramses II himself is not at the exhibition (to see his body you’ll have to head to the National Museum of Egyptian Civilization (NMEC) in Cairo) a large screen recreates what he would have looked like at different stages of his life and shows his body as it was discovered.

Fun fact – in 1976, Ramses II’s mummy was actually issued a modern Egyptian passport to travel to Paris, France, for fungal treatment and this meant his passport photo was of course, his deceased self with his occupation listed as ‘King (deceased)’.

Leaving the experience, you’ll enter a large shop where you can pick up souvenirs, such as your own Egyptian papyrus with your name written on it in hieroglyphs by a robot, for £10.

If you have worked up an appetite, there is also a cafe, as well as a VR Experience you’ll also find that at the end of the experience.

Popping on a headset, I flew through the temples of Abu Simbel and the tomb of Queen Nefertari.

In total, it lasts about 10 minutes and you sit on a golden-egg motion chain.

Though, it is definitely not one for those who easily get motion sick…

The exhibition is running until the end of August and tickets cost from around £24.55 per adult and £19.55 per child.

The VR experience costs an additional £14 per person.

The exhibition is recommended for children aged five and older, though I would say children under the age of 10 may get bored as there is a lot of reading involved in the exhibit and little interaction.

Also, as someone who knows a bit about Ancient Egypt already, at times the historical descriptions are complicated as they have a lot of information to take in.

The VR experience is great for children though and recommended for those aged eight-years-old and above.

If going as just adults, I would definitely recommend the audio guide which is narrated by celebrity historian Dan Snow.

It costs £5 per person.

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A NEW multi-million pound train station has finally been approved – 24 years after it was first proposed.

Construction of the East London station has been plagued by delays since plans were initially drawn up in 2002.

It took until just last week for the Housing Secretary officially to announce ‘a new Beam Park rail station could be accommodated within the existing rail network’.

The station will be built along the c2c line, running between Dagenham Dock and Rainham.

From there, the train will take just 20 minutes to reach London Fenchurch Street.

Developers have already committed a staggering £42 million to the project, but if delays continue, costs are expected to rise.

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This comes as part of an ongoing redevelopment in the area – where 20,000 new homes are expected to be built by 2030.

So far, more than 1,100 homes have been completed and a further 1,200 are under construction.

Beam Park residents officially moved into the area five years ago, but have had to rely on local buses for transport.

The Greater London Authority, London Borough of Havering, and Transport for London said they will partner together to make the station a reality.

Ray Morgon, Havering Council Leader, added: “We have always said that we would do all we can to ensure Beam Park Station is built. 

“The station is much needed for Beam Park and neighbouring Dagenham, which will enable housing and business growth in this key area.”

Debbie Dawtrey moved from Cambridgeshire to south-western France in 2023 and opened a hotel, but she’s found that one of the most significant problems has been difficult to overcome

Many of us dream about relocating to some idyllic corner of Europe to soak up the sun and embrace the advantages of Mediterranean living. However, beyond the complications of European red tape – and the considerable cost – there’s another significant obstacle that numerous people fail to consider.

Debbie Dawtrey, who relocated from Buckden in Cambridgeshire to south-western France in 2023, reveals that one of the most substantial challenges she’s faced is feeling socially cut off.

Debbie, 64, established a boutique hotel in the Charente, situated in the charming village of Confolens, and explains that while she remains extremely occupied throughout the tourist season, the colder months can prove incredibly isolating.

She told The Times: “I didn’t know anyone in the area and while the summers are busy with guests, contacts are transient and the winters are especially hard as people hunker down and close the shutters.”

Debbie, who is unmarried, explains she’s discovered a method of reconstructing her social connections by arranging a monthly supper club for fellow expats: “Every month we’d take turns in hosting a dinner and had lots of fun,” she explains, “it helped broaden our social circle.”

Debbie emphasises that becoming isolated is remarkably easy when relocating far from relatives and friends, and recommends “you have to really make an effort to put yourself out there”.

Even when you’ve attempted to master the native tongue, the capacity to initiate spontaneous conversations can prove far more challenging than forming friendships back in Britain.

While some individuals might frequent a neighbourhood pub, or perhaps become members of a fitness centre, these are more readily available in bigger towns and cities. Establishing a fresh existence in the French countryside – or indeed in a remote UK community, can prove quite demanding.

Even those working with substantial financial resources can find themselves yearning for what they’ve left behind. Earlier this year, Kate Ferdinand spoke candidly about her homesickness following her relocation to Dubai with her footballer husband Rio.

On her ‘Blended’ podcast in February, Kate became emotional and confessed she was pining for her family and friends back home. Kate and Rio relocated to the UAE last August and while her husband is “loving” his new existence there, matters aren’t quite as positive for Kate.

“I am enjoying it, but I miss home quite a lot,” she acknowledged. “I can’t talk about it because I get upset. I feel like we’ve opened our eyes to a different world. But I love London. I do feel happy in Dubai, but I’m just missing a part of me.”

A source close to the pair told The Mirror that the Dubai move hasn’t turned out as Kate had anticipated, and she considers the gleaming Middle Eastern metropolis “soulless.”

They revealed: “She’s struggling. She’s really missing home. She’s not enjoying it. And even though she’s got the kids and she’s got Rio there, she’s homesick. She can’t stop it and it’s very difficult. It’s just not home.” Kate is also feeling the absence of her stepsons. While Rio’s daughter Tia, 14, made the transition to the UAE alongside the family, his elder sons Lorenz, 19, and Tate, 17, stayed behind in the UK to pursue their promising football careers – a decision that has caused Kate considerable heartache.

Opening up on her podcast, she admitted: “I miss the big boys a lot and I’m struggling with that. I know this decision is right for my younger children and as a family we are settled there, but the boys are following their football careers. So they’re doing what they want to do, otherwise they’d be with us.”

She went on to say: “But it’s very hard because we’ve been through so much as a family and we’ve always been together and that’s a huge adjustment.”

THE UK is home to some of the world’s most stunning coastlines, but a stay at a “big name” resort can end up costing you more than a week in the Med.

Not to worry, we’ve unearthed the seaside spots which offer an unforgettable staycation without spending a fortune.

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Whether you’re after a classic bucket-and-spade stay with a nostalgic promenade, or looking for those off the beaten path hiking spots, we’ve got you covered.

Best of all, we’ve found 2026 staycation deals starting from as little as £49 – meaning your next seaside escape could cost less than going out for dinner.

Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire

Often overshadowed by Skegness, Cleethorpes is an underrated seaside town on the east Lincolnshire coast.

This family-friendly resort town boasts miles of unspoilt soft sands, with a traditional pier and promenade.

In the central promenade area you’ll find an abundance of activities such as bowling, crazy golf and seaside amusements.

The Lollipop Land Train is a big hit with kids, taking you on a scenic ride along the seafront for just £2 each way – plus kids come away with a lollipop!

You’ll also find the 19th-century Ross Castle, as well as the Cleethorpes Coast Light Railway, which offers two-mile trips along the coast in a steam or diesel locomotive, costing £5.75 per adult or £5.25 per child for a return.

That’s not all – a full day can easily be spent at the Light Railway as the site also hosts a tearoom, crazy golf course and toy shop.

Plus halfway along the line you’ll find Lakeside, where a vintage railway building has been transformed into a miniature pub called The Signal Box Inn, often hailed as the smallest pub on the planet.

When you want to explore a little further, a 10-minute drive takes you to Grimsby, home to the award-winning attraction the Fishing Heritage Centre. Here you’ll be transported back to a 1950’s fishing port, and visit the famous trawler Ross Tiger.

Haven Cleethorpes Beach is a mega holiday park with its own on-site Wetherspoons, as well as a massive, action-packed Adventure Village.

You can book a four-night stay at Cleethorpes Beach in a four-bed saver caravan from just £49 with a Haven Hideaway deal.

Mersea Island, Essex

Mersea Island is a seaside gem accessible via a causeway that disappears under the tide twice a day, with stunning landscapes and a laid-back vibe that feels worlds away from the flashy piers of Southend.

The island is known for its unique beaches, marshland wildlife and delicious oysters.

West Mersea Beach is an old-fashioned spot backed by pastel-coloured beach huts, whilst Monkey Beach is a lesser-known spot likely named after the monkey steps leading down to its shores.

You can spend a free afternoon crabbing off the West Mersea pontoon, or exploring the Cudmore Grove Country Park, a Green Flag spot with a wooden play area and pretty meadows made for dog walks.

A 20-minute drive (at low tide) takes you to Colchester, Britain’s oldest recorded town, where you can visit its impressive castle or take a Roman and Medieval walking tour (£9 per adult and kids go free).

Coopers Beach Holiday Park offers direct beach access, plenty of sports courts and outdoor activities, and family restaurants with sea views.

Parkdean Resorts offer a four-night stay in a Bronze caravan which sleeps six from £99.

Pwllheli, North Wales

While the holiday crowds flocks to nearby Abersoch, savvy travellers head to the bustling market town of Pwllheli to enjoy the same stunning shores for a fraction of the cost.

The town’s two massive beaches are perfect for bucket-and-spade days as a family, plus the nearby Plas Heli sailing centre offer sailing, kayaking and stand up paddle-boarding lessons.

It’s also a brilliant base for exploring the rest of the Llŷn Peninsula. For a historical afternoon out, an 18-minute drive leads to Criccieth Castle, where 13th-century ruins overlook Cardigan Bay.

Or to soak up the sights by foot, you can walk the coastal path to reach the art galleries and sheltered bay of Llanbedrog.

Plus if you’re really up for a hiking challenge, Snowdonia is only a 30-minute drive away.

With an indoor pool and water park, lazy river, four-lane waterslide and its own lake for pedalo hire, Hafan y Mor is the place to stay in Pwllheli.

You can book a four-night stay in a two-bed apartment at Hafan y Mor from just £79.

Filey, North Yorkshire

Sat between Scarborough and Bridlington, Filey is a charming seaside town where visiting feels like stepping back in time.

There’s a five-mile stretch of golden sands, perfect for setting up a spot to play beach games and build sandcastles.

You can spend a totally free afternoon exploring the dramatic Filey Brigg – a mile-long rocky peninsula built for birdwatching and spectacular sea views.

Or wander through the peaceful Glen Gardens, where you can visit the open air boating lake, burn off energy in the play park or set up a picnic on its scenic grounds.

When you fancy a change of pace, an 18-minute drive takes you to Scarborough, where you can enjoy a classic day out of spending loose change in the arcades or tackling the rides of Luna Park.

If you travel 22 minutes in the opposite direction it will take you to Bridlington, where Brid Spa hosts fantastic, family-friendly theatre productions. Head up further along the coast to Bempton Cliffs to spot adorable puffins.

Plus, Filey is significantly easier on the pocket than its busier neighbours, with top-tier holiday parks for affordable prices.

Hoseasons offer a 7-night stay in a two-bedroom saver caravan for just £125 at Blue Dolphin holiday park.

Bembridge, Isle of Wight

If you want an Isle of Wight trip that feels more like a relaxing private getaway than a tourist trap, Bembridge is the place.

Skip the business of Sandown and head to this sprawling coastal gem. As one of England‘s largest villages, everything here is spaced out and relaxed, with plenty of room to wander without pushing through crowds.

You can spend a free morning visiting the historic Bembridge Windmill -the only windmill left on the island, dating back to 1700.

Or wander the dramatic 200-metre seaside pier, where the Lifeboat Station sits perched at the end overlooking the water.

When you want to explore further, less than 30 minutes’ drive south lands you in the trendy, hilly streets of Ventnor.

Charles Dickens once described the town as “The prettiest place I ever saw in my life, at home or abroad”, and it’s clear to see why. This artsy town has colourful buildings, beautiful botanical gardens and pebbled shores that zig-zag down to the seafront.

Or you could drive 10 minutes to Culver Down, for impressive chalk cliffs that offer a panoramic view of the English Channel.

Hoseasons offer a four-night stay in a two-bedroom chalet at the perfectly-positioned Whitecliff Bay Holiday Park from £84.

Morecambe, Lancashire

With the bustle of Blackpool nearby, Morecambe offers a more relaxed, retro feel with five miles of promenade to stroll.

Kids will love Happy Mount Park, home to a soft play, adventure golf, a massive splash park, tennis courts and more – perfect for a family day out no matter the weather.

For something more unique, head to the Stone Jetty to find the Tern Project: an interactive art trail with bird-themed pavement games, mazes, and puzzles along the way.

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can join a guided group (from £15) to trek across the famous sands of the Cross Bay Walks at low tide – just don’t try it alone!

Lancaster is a 15-minute drive away, where you can explore its hilltop medieval castle, while you can reach Blackpool for an exciting day out in 45 minutes.

Whether you explore the thrills of Blackpool Pleasure Beach, or explore Madame Tussauds or the Blackpool Dungeons within the tower, you’re sure to have an action-packed day out – with a quieter change of scenery to return home to.

Parkdean Resorts offer a two-night stay in a two-bedroom silver caravan at Morecambe’s Ocean Edge from £99.

Wemyss Bay, Scotland

While most tourists charge straight past to the inner isles, the charming village of Wemyss Bay is the perfect place to enjoy the dramatic Firth of Clyde landscapes.

To soak up the best of the local scenery, wander the coastal paths that look out over the isle of Bute. Walk down to the rocky shoreline at low tide to go beachcombing for sea glass – Wemyss Bay is a prime spot.

Or head to Kelly Burn to see the pretty woodland stream that marks the border between Renfrewshire and Ayrshire, leading you through lush greenery to hidden waterfalls.

Wemyss Bay Woods is also fantastic for nature walks, with a network of forest trails with mountain views.

Train enthusiasts will love visiting the award-winning Wemyss Bay Station, regularly hailed as one of the most beautiful railway stations in the UK thanks to its stunning glass canopy.

To explore further afield, you can hop on a ferry over to Rothesay to visit its castle and explore the isle (£8.70 adult return, kids £4.40).

And for the ideal indoor family attraction, 15 minutes by car or bus will take you to the traditional seaside town of Largs to visit the Vikingar! museum.

This interactive centre has a replica 8th century Viking house, character storytelling, an indoor swimming pool and more. Tickets cost £9.20 per adult and £6.30 per child.

The clifftop Wemyss Bay Holiday Park offers an affordable place to stay with striking views of the mountains across the water.

Hoseasons offer a four-night stay in a two-bedroom Bronze caravan from £99.

Flamborough, East Yorkshire

Flamborough is one of East Yorkshire’s most picturesque seaside spots, with some of the UK’s most spectacular coastal walks and views.

Head to this rugged peninsula to explore North Landing – a sheltered cove dotted with traditional fishing boats, where you can explore its caves for free.

Flamborough is also home to the Living Seas Centre, which puts on family-friendly events such as fossil hunts, boat trips and rockpool safaris.

You can also drive just six minutes to Sewerby Hall and Gardens, with woodland walks and beautiful walled and rose gardens. Entering the hall to see its stately rooms costs £4.50 per adult and £3.50 per child.

Head up to Thornwick Bay to find crystal clear waters protected by chalk cliffs, which open up dozens of fascinating rockpools at low tide.

But don’t just stick to the main beaches – head to Selwicks Bay at low tide to see the “Drinking Dinosaur” rock formation – a massive natural arch that’s the perfect backdrop for a family photo to remember your holiday.

Thornwick Bay Holiday Village is an unbeatable budget base, with activities ranging from water sports at the Boathouse to indoor arts and crafts at the Activity Barn.

Hoseasons offer a four-night stay in a two-bedroom saver caravan from £69.

Hopton-on-Sea, Norfolk

If you want the golden sands of the Norfolk coast without the price tag of the posh towns like Burnham Market or Holkham, Hopton-on-Sea is your best bet.

Perched on the border between Norfolk and Suffolk, this quiet village has a pristine beach that’s far less crowded than its noisy neighbours.

Here you’re perfectly placed between two major seaside resorts: Lowestoft and Great Yarmouth.

A 15-minute drive north takes you to Yarmouth for some old-school pier fun and theme park Pleasure Beach, whilst the same time driving south lands you in Lowestoft, with its award-winning Blue Flag beaches.

Plus Hopton itself is a beautiful village worth exploring. Take a walk along its scenic grass-topped cliffs, or wander down to the water for a quiet spot to sunbathe.

Hopton Holiday Village is a bargain holiday park with direct beach access, and you can have a four-night break for less than the cost of one night in a seaside hotel.

Haven offer a four-night stay in a bronze caravan sleeping up to six at Hopton Holiday Village from £89.

THE first manufactured caravan for neurodivergent guests has been created in the UK.

It has been designed by My Safe Place Southern, run by Karen and James Mason who have decades of experience in both the holiday park sector and construction and design.

Government figures last year suggested that one in five people in the UK are neurodivergent – which includes conditions such as autism, ADHD, dyslexia, and dyspraxia.

The first project of My Safe Place Southern was working with Verdant Parks and Sunseeker Holiday Homes.

The new caravan is now installed at Riverside Holiday Park in Northumberland.

They hope that the creation of them will encourage the UK holiday park sector to find ways to make accommodation more suitable for neurodivergent guests.

Karen set up the business after talking to her brother who has three neurodivergent children.

She said: “Wouldn’t it be great if all holiday parks were places where every family, whatever their needs, could relax, connect, and make lasting memories.

“He told me he can’t travel abroad with his kids and both his experiences at UK caravan parks were so stressful he decided never to book another holiday park again.”

“The stark reality is that for many neurodivergent individuals, holidays can be filled with overwhelming sensory triggers, confusing environments, and unprepared staff.

“What should be a chance to relax and connect too often turns into an ordeal. Yet it doesn’t have to be this way.”

The new caravans and lodges will be kitted out with bespoke sensory equipment and important safety features.

They have also created affordable retrofit packages, which allows existing holiday accommodation to be adapted instead of having to install entire new ones.

My Safe Place Southern also provides training to help holiday staff be able to support neurodivergent families.

THE Iran crisis is continuing to affect travel with airlines having to stop flights to the Middle East.

British Airways is scheduled to start flying back to the likes of Dubai and Doha in July – but has announced it will drop one service completely.

BA will drop its service from London Heathrow to Jeddah in Saudi Arabia permanently from April 24, 2026.

The airline had been operating a four flights a week service since November 2024.

But a shift in demand, due to the conflict in the Middle East, has led to the airline terminating the service.

However, British Airways is set to resume flying to the Middle East next month with flights to Riyadh restarting in mid-May.

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It is also scheduled to start flying to Dubai, Doha and Tel Aviv on July 1 at the earliest.

But these services will be reduced from what they were before the conflict began.

Flights to Dubai will go from three each day to one daily flight while services to Doha, Tel Aviv and Riyadh will drop from two flights to just one a day.

Flights to the city of Larnaca in Cyprus are scheduled to resume on May 22.

Meanwhile, services to Bahrain and the city of Amman in Jordan, are paused until October 25.

British Airways said: “Due to the ongoing situation in the Middle East, we have made further changes to our flying schedule to provide greater clarity for our customers.

“We’re keeping the situation under constant review and are directly in touch with affected customers to offer them a range of options.”

Due to its reduced flight schedule, BA has said it will use its freed up aircraft to head to other destinations like India and Kenya.

It will begin daily flights to Bengaluru in India and Nairobi in Africa during the summer season until late October.

It will operate a third daily service from London Heathrow to Delhi until May 31.

The airline will add its third daily flight from London Heathrow to Mumbai from May 15 to 31.

Here’s more on another major airline that has axed hundreds of flights until end of summer amid fuel cost crisis.

And one domestic airline has cancelled its London flights for rest of the season due to ongoing fuel crisis.

Reddit users claiming to be cruise ship crew members have shared wild behind-the-scenes stories ranging from shooting incidents and man overboard emergencies to fake kidnapping scams and lifestyle cruises

As temperatures across Europe gradually begin to rise, cruise season is almost upon us – and with it come the horror stories.

From tales involving enormous vessels, crew members, alcohol, rowdy passengers, mechanical breakdowns and behind-the-scenes crises, sailing season brings all of this and considerably more besides.

While passengers are almost always guaranteed a fantastic time on a cruise, for those working onboard, life at sea can be equally colourful and chaotic.

And that’s precisely what some viral Reddit threads are bringing to light.

Offering a candid glimpse into life working aboard a cruise ship, Reddit users claiming to be both current and former crew members are lifting the lid on industry secrets, spilling the details across various online forums.

The stories shared on these no-holds-barred subreddit threads range from utterly outrageous to downright deadly, painting a vivid picture of how life on the high seas can bring its fair share of turbulent waters, reports the Express.

On the subreddit AskReddit, one user posed the question: “Cruise Ship workers of reddit, what was the biggest “oh s***” moment on the boat, that luckily, passengers didn’t find out about at all?”

With the slate wiped clean (pun intended), one Reddit user recounted their tale: “Water pipe burst in a store room and soaked ALL of the spare toilet paper. This was on day 2 of a 14 day voyage to Antarctica. The cabin stewards had to swap around rolls of paper between “low use” and “high use” guest cabins and it came right down the wire. None of the guests found out or realized. Now toilet paper is hidden in every cabin instead of a centralized location.”

Another Redditor remembered a frightening incident on board: “Somebody shot at the navigation bridge of the ship from the shore on my last ship, the bullet bounced off and hit my colleague on the hand (no real damage but it scares the hell out of her, ended up going home for a few weeks).

“While we waited for the local police to come on and investigate and take statements, guests were told we were delaying the departure to take on fresh water. I’m still shocked that never leaked out.”

One former cruise ship employee took a trip down memory lane as they recalled a chilling ‘man overboard’ incident: “I used to be a crew member, and one time a guy working at the front desk jumped overboard after a crew party.

“He was found a few hours later by the coast guard, and everybody was asked to be discrete in order to keep the cruise running smooth, and everything was fine until the captain came on the PA and said we were delayed because a crew member jumped overboard.

“Then the madness begins, rumors appear out of nowhere, and the rest of the cruise was pretty much guests asking what happened the whole time.”

The very same user then recounted another harrowing tale, writing: “A lot of s*** happens onboard, I could write a book, maybe even more than one.

“Another time a guy committed suicide in his cabin, and his family was onboard, including a little girl, but this time it didn’t leak to the guests. I saw the family as they were being escorted to the security office, felt so bad for them.”

The same person also revealed a rather outrageous incident involving a colleague who was dismissed after taking his drinking far too far: “A friend of mine got fired for getting wasted, got p***** and starting peeing all over his cabin while the security guys were there to take care of him.

“He spent the night in the little jail onboard [brig] before being dumped the next day in whatever port we were in.”

Throwing fuel on the fire, one Redditor commented on the now-viral thread: “There are small fires in places like the kitchens that happen somewhat regularly. Most of the time they’re controlled quickly and no one even knows they happened.

“People drop dead all the time, especially on some of the nicer lines that are basically floating retirement homes. Ironically it’s when there’s a survivable medical emergency that guests become aware of it, when they need to do an emergency evacuation either by tender boat or helicopter.”

The user went on to recount a jaw-dropping incident from their time working onboard, describing it as the “worst accident”.

They explained: “Probably the worst accident that happened during my tenure was when a kid literally put his eye out on a ball valve handle on one of the open decks. Pretty sure word spread quickly on that one though.”

It turns out that life on the open water isn’t quite the plain sailing experience many might expect.

In a separate subreddit named Cruise, another user put forward the question: “What’s the craziest story a crew member has told you?”

The responses got increasingly outrageous, with one Reddit user recalling: “A CD [Cruise Director] told a story about a DJ that got drunk and got on the ship’s intercom at like 3am and announced an abandon ship order to everyone. Pandemonium ensued.

:They now limit who has access to that system. He said the captain got on and tried to calm people down but a lot of people chose to sleep on the lido deck that night with their life jackets. The DJ was thrown into the brig [tiny cruise ship jail] and was met on shore by the authorities. (Not sure what agency).”

Another user cast their mind back to their very first cruise in the 90s, sharing the scam they were almost certainly subjected to: “We had a cabin attendant on our first cruise in the 90s tell us how his family was being held hostage and he needed tips to pay off the people….. he would leave extra tip envelopes every day on our beds.

“Every day he would update us on what the kidnappers were telling him and made us promise not to tell anyone because he could get fired. I knew he was scamming but I still tipped cause I was going to anyway. I felt bad he obviously was hard up enough to do that.

“My mom was a sad wreck the whole week worrying over his family. I remember telling mom that he was spending most of the tips on phone calls since he had so much information to relay to us each day about the ‘kidnappers'”

In an unexpected revelation for one cruise passenger, their perspective was transformed regarding an entirely different style of voyage: “We were on a ship the week after a “Lifestyle/clothing optional” theme cruise. We got into several conversations with different workers about the details of what was allowed and what was normal.

“(Clothes required in dining room, not many other places). We thought the clothing optional cruise was pretty interesting. Until a crew member explained what a true lifestyle cruise is.

“It’s for swingers. Some of the rules include you have to bring a partner with you on the ship. No solo cruisers. The kids play rooms are converted into adult play rooms for the week and mattresses cover the floors. You have to be invited to join someone on a mattress, you can’t just join in any current activity.”

The passenger continued, explaining they’d enquired with their waiter about how evening meals operated on these ‘Lifestyle Cruises’, with the waiter clarifying: “They [the guests] usually came to dinner the first night with whomever they brought with them. Every night after that it was usually someone new.

“I’m not sure how much was exaggeration but I don’t think much. Google lifestyle or swingers cruisers and there are some interesting cruises/cruisers out there.”

WE all know that a holiday abroad can often be far cheaper than one in the UK.

And mum Rhona Paton has revealed how she and her son have been travelling to Europe for years by going on extreme day trips – and they’re about to board their 40th flight.

Talking to BBC Radio Scotland Breakfast, Rhona revealed she had actually “lost count” of the amount of times she and her six-year-old son, Riley, have been abroad.

The mother and son duo, who hail from Glasgow, have already been to France, Italy, Switzerland and Latvia – and this weekend are heading to Bergen in Norway.

While you don’t get long to spend in one destination, Rhona said: “You feel like you’ve had a holiday, packed lots in – without the price tag.”

When it comes to keeping costs down, Rhona has a rule not to spend more than £100 on flights and her tactic has worked so far.

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This includes return flights to Belfast for £45, as well as £80 for flights to and from Italy.

Rhona and Riley recently went on a trip to Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen which Rhona claimed was less than she’d pay to somewhere similar in the UK.

The pair even managed to tick off three countries in 24 hours; France, Italy and Monaco – and it came to just £110.

She added: “We loved going to the theme park in Denmark, but we equally loved sampling all the food in Italy.

“A particular memory for me is watching Riley dance around a Christmas tree at a market in Latvia.”

If you want to see more from Rhona and her travels, check out her TikTok account; Flying Solo Plus One.

She’s so passionate about extreme day trips that she runs a Facebook Group dedicated to it called ‘Extreme Day Trips From Scotland‘.

Research by Confused.com found that almost a third of Brits have been on an ‘Extreme Day Trip’ – where you go to a certain destination and back in one day.

It also found that France, Spain and Ireland topped the list for most desirable locations.

For more holidays with quick flights – here are our favourite breaks in Spain…

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Hotel Best Punta Dorada, Salou

The Spanish resort is a popular destination near PortAventura World, a theme park with over 40 attractions and huge rollercoasters. It’s also close to sandy beaches like Platja de Llevant, and the scenic Camí de Ronda coastal walk.The hotel itself has an outdoor swimming pool to enjoy, as well as two bars along with evening entertainment and shows.

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Sun Club El Dorado, Majorca

With its palm tree-lined pool and Mediterranean backdrop, it’s a miracle this Majorca resort is so affordable. Expect a classic family holiday feel – where days revolve around soaking up the Spanish sunshine, chilling by the spacious pool and sipping on frozen cocktails. Set away from the busier resorts, it’s a good option if you’re after a more out-of-the-way escape.

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Magic Aqua Rock Gardens, Benidorm

The Magic Aqua Rock Gardens Hotel is African-themed and less than a mile from the beach. It has two outdoor pools, including a children’s freshwater pool with a waterfall and a tipping water bucket for the little ones. There’s also an aquapark with slides, and a kids club for both younger children and teens.

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Globales Montemar, Ibiza

For a calmer side of Ibiza, this hillside resort has two pools, a kids’ splash zone, and an all-inclusive buffet with a poolside bar. It’s a 10-minute walk from Cala Llonga’s shallow turquoise bay, offering a scenic, family-friendly base away from the island’s main party zone.

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Rhona and Riley aren’t the only ones to take advantage of short trips and cheap flights to explore different countries.

One couple flew to the Alps for a day of skiing which was still cheaper than a day out in London.

Hannah West, 39, and her husband Simon 52, took a flight from Gatwick to Geneva for five hours of skiing and cheese fondue.

The day trip cost a total of £671.80, working out to £335.90 per person – which is still cheaper compared to a day out in London.

The average ticket price for the best seats at a London West End costs around £160 each.

If they were to have dinner before the show, that could easily set them back between £60 and £100 total.

And if they had travelled from Brighton on the train, an open train ticket is £42.70.

Another woman and her mum flew out to Romania’s Bucharest for a spa weekend because it was cheaper than in the UK.

Kara wanted to treat her mum to a spa weekend but realised it would set them back £400.

By going to Bucharest, the pair spent £315 – including flights, a hotel stay and day pass at its Therme Spa.

For more on day trips – here are Sun Travel’s favourite ones abroad with free attractions and cheap flights.

And here are five affordable day trips you can go on from the UK that are less than 1hr30 away.

RIGHT now, holidaymakers can bag savings on 2027 packages for the ultimate Florida getaway: Walt Disney World Resort.

The limited-time offer is the perfect chance to lock in a trip to the world’s most famous resort, while scoring free dining and drinks for the duration of your stay.

Walt Disney World Resort Florida: save 10 per cent plus Free Disney Dining & Drinks Offer

If there is any such thing as the bucket-list destination, it’s the sprawling, four-park Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando – and if it’s on your wishlist, here’s a good reason to finally make it happen.

AttractionTickets.com has just slashed prices for next year: right now, you can scoop up 10 per cent savings across several different hotel packages.

But the perks don’t stop there – for families watching the pennies, the real star of the show is the free dining and drinks offer.

With over 170 different venues across the resort included in the deal, you can put your wallet away and enjoy everything from quick bites to sit-down meals, all rolled into one upfront price.

The freebies depend on which package you book, starting with a daily Free Quick-Service Meal per night at Disney Value Resort Hotels.

By contrast, Disney Moderate Resort Hotels guests get a Free Quick-Service Dining Plan, covering two meals daily plus a refillable mug for unlimited drinks.

For the ultimate experience, Disney Deluxe Resort Hotels and Deluxe Villa guests bag the full Free Table-Service Dining Plan, including sit-down meals or buffets for the duration of your trip.

Whether you are planning a winter escape or a summer blow-out, the offer covers most arrival dates from January to December next year.

It might seem a long time away, but this is the perfect opportunity to plan ahead, beat the 2027 rush and guarantee a holiday of world-class thrills.

To get the most out of your visit, staying on-site is the undisputed winner.

By staying in the resort, you can get early access to the parks and get a head start on the most popular rides.

You’ll also be able to travel in style and forget about car rentals, as you get free transportation across the property via boats, buses, the high-flying Skyliner and the world-famous Monorail.

Guests at Deluxe Resort Hotels or Deluxe Villas get to stay out even later with extended park hours, letting you hit the attractions with even shorter wait times.

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Above all, you get total immersion from the moment you wake up, remaining in the middle of the action with character encounters and that world-famous Disney service.

While the official promotion kicks off on April 21, you can head to the website right now to pre-register your interest.

Even better, if you book by April 27, you can claim an extra exclusive discount.

Once you’ve booked, it’s well worth reading our list of tips for first time Disney World visitors.

Attraction Tickets is also running a superb promotion on another Florida attraction, Discovery Cove in Orlando.

I decided that, just this once, I was rooting for evil to win — mainly because I liked their energy more.

The wereboar growled next to Black Pudding, a hulking vicious monster, both focused on ripping Puck and Cordelia to shreds. Oberon, an Archfey god, stood alongside them, concerned. But only one thing would decide the fate of everyone on stage: the D20, a 20-sided die.

For 45 minutes on Saturday morning, a rambunctious audience of elves, fairies, gnomes, wizards and more was transported to another land, far away from any concern for modern life, as they watched the “Dungeons & Shakespeare” live show at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire at the Santa Fe Dam Recreational Area in Irwindale.

Lynx the Sword Swallower prepares the audience for his show.

Before Saturday, I’d never attended a renaissance fair, a reenactment of the English Renaissance in the form of an immersive festival (i.e. why the Irwindale fair is based in the 16th century village of Port Deptford). Although I was not entirely new to fanciful make-’em-ups. My family had been members of the Society for Creative Anachronism, a medieval-era living history organization. We frequently dressed up to visit our local kingdom. Once, a wizard gave me a cape. Another time, I won a plague-themed frog toss.

I’d long forgotten what a blissful escape those weekends had been for a young queer kid living in rural America — until Saturday, when I looked around the fair and realized it was a diverse crowd in every sense of the word.

At the “Dungeons & Shakespeare” show, host Willy Nilly encouraged us to lean into the welcoming atmosphere we found among our fellow outcasts.

“Let’s stop worrying about whether we seem weird and make our stories amazing,” the actor, who grew up in conservative Midland, Texas, told the crowd.

And with that same energy, my wife and I trodded further into the fair in hot pursuit of merriment and wonder.

I should note: The Irwindale fair is packed full of opportunities to spend a day. It can, at times, feel overwhelming (and dusty). Here’s what we learned that will set you up for success, should you fancy a trip back in time.

Guests make their way out of the Renaissance Pleasure Faire at sunset.

1. Thou must plan thy morrow

Translation: You must plan your day.

The best way to have the perfect day?

It depends!

Before your visit, I would recommend loosely plotting out your day using the fair’s map. First, you’ll want to discern which performances you’d like to see. Each weekend’s entertainment schedule is released the prior Wednesday, although it can change due to “weather, illness or Her Majesty’s whim,” as the fair website notes.

There are 12 stages and performance areas, each with their own programming. And it’s a real range.

For example, you’ll find MooNie the Magnif’Cent, a fair staple who mixes clowning, stunts and comedy, all without speaking. Supernova the Strongwoman will dazzle the crowd with risky tricks and demolition. And Dora Viellette teaches her audience about an array of music, from medieval to folk favorites, as she plays the hurdy-gurdy (which is very fun to say aloud).

I’d recommend attending the performance you want to see the most early in the day, as the fair seems to get more crowded as the day progresses.

Similarly, if you’d like to focus the day on playing games and experiencing human-powered carnival rides, I’d recommend doing that first. We originally wanted to practice our archery skills, but because we’d waited until after noon, the line was long every time we checked. That said, I did quickly get to throw 10 javelin for $10 later in the day, and I noticed the lines for the “big swing” — aptly named — and the dragon swing were both short. Additionally, it looked like a fairly quick wait to learn from the teachers at St. Jude’s School of Fencing and the Sword Master’s Challenge, where a worker told my wife, “You look like you’d like to hit someone!” (Trust, it wasn’t me, despite my perpetually high anxiety.)

There are also additional paid activities, like having tea with the queen or imbibing via a pub crawl. And then there are the jousting competitions (more on those below).

Her majesty the queen is seen with her court.

2. The Queen doth nay require fanciful garb

Translation: Costumes are not required but very fun.

About five minutes into the fair, I realized I could entertain myself for probably the entire day by simply people watching. Entertainers and guests’ costumes alike were incredible.

Woodland fairies carrying giant daffodils or wearing hats covered in mushrooms. Knights in real armor. Every version of Merlin the wizard, spanning an expansive gender spectrum. Gnomes in tall red hats. And at least one pickle pope blessing people with herbs. You might say they were kind of a big dill. (Hold your applause.)

There are multiple themed weekends, too, including the first weekend when guests were encouraged to strut out in their best pirate garb.

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1. Stephanie Divinski looks down at her shoulder puppet. 2. Trilainna Stanton, also known as Prince Rain, of San Diego. 3. Partners Reese Pei, left, and Mariner Song are pictured. 4. Meisha Mock, left, and Aimey Beer both wear wolf masks created by Meisha.

3. Parley with the guildfolk

Translation: Talk to the townspeople.

Around the fair, you have the opportunity to interact with several guilds and performance tropes. “The most fun you’ll get at the fair is from talking to people,” my friend Matthew, who has several years of renaissance fair experience, told me. “As someone who volunteers with a guild, we aren’t just there to sit around and look pretty. Come talk to us.”

I loved watching the fae creatures of the Fantastikals frolic around, getting into mischief. I kept an eye out for Danse Macabre, whose members dance away the threat of the plague to the fair. But I was most starstruck when I met her majesty Queen Elizabeth I. (Note: The actors do not break character, even to tell a journalist their given name outside of their fair life.)

As I waited in line, I observed the diligently trained actors of the Queen’s Court. The lord high treasurer bent down and handed a gold coin to a toddler doddling around as his family waited to meet the queen. He tried to eat it, but was bested by his mother.

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1. The Fantastikals, representing nature and the elements, provide a sense of wonder and mischief. 2. Royal guard member Maria DeSilva, left, stands by Anna of Austria, the queen of Spain, and her sister Elisabeth of Austria as they read their Bibles together. 3. A maid of honor to the queen passes the time with canvas work.

“You must be quicker if you are to be successful,” Sir Thomas Heneage, the court’s gentleman usher, told him.

I asked the queen what a newbie like me should know about visiting her village.

“I would tell them that at the fair, there is all the world to be had,” she said. “And no matter what you find that will set your heart alight, you will find it here.”

(I also asked her if it was as fun as it looked to be carried around in a basket by the Yeomen of the Guard, and after a good laugh, she affirmed, “It is truly a highlight of our day.”)

The crowd cheers as the jousters charge one another during the final bout of the day.

4. Hark! What a clatter!

Translation: Prepare for shouting

But it’s the fun kind!

When the fair opens at 10 a.m., guests shout, “Open wide the gates!”

“Huzzah!” is commonly shouted out in celebration, like when you tip someone, or when your trusty javelin strikes the target (mine did not).

And “God save the queen!” is exclaimed during the parades and just about any time the queen is around.

5. By hook and crook, ready thyself for a joust

Translation: It’s essential to attend a joust.

A jousters charges toward his opponent during the final bout of the day.

Attending a joust is one of the quintessential renaissance festival experiences.

At the L.A. fair, there are generally three joust performances per day: the Deptford tournament joust, the queen’s joust and the “joust to the death.”

It’s best to arrive 45 minutes early to get a seat, as the performance space fills to capacity. You will be turned away if it is full.

And it’s competitive. Immediately after sitting down, my seatmate informed me that we were rooting for green and blue, and the other team was our mortal enemies. I hooted and hollered accordingly.

6. There is much fine belly-timber

Translation: There is so much good food.

OK, here’s a confession: I eat a vegan diet. But, I can still appreciate the wide range of food options available — including the iconic turkey leg.

After securing our marinated tofu nachos and poke bowl, my wife and I sat down among other guests. Our tablemates had purchased a litany of fried options, including scotch eggs from the Quail Inn, which also serves bacon-wrapped jalapeño peppers, cheese fritters and “whole, partially deboned quail.”

I personally regret not heading over to Scoops on Tap, where I could have ordered vegan lemon blueberry swirl and mint chip ice cream. Their spirit-infused offerings include buttery beer, mocha stout crush and drumstick stout (which is not turkey-flavored, but rather a vanilla base).

7. Pray thee pay full mind to the merchants

Translation: Take time to learn about the artisans.

Drabbits, hand-crafted and one-of-a-kind shoulder puppets, at the Imagination Adoptorium booth.

Throughout the fair, you can easily find unique and colorful birthday gifts, like dragon eggs or a buy-your-own-fairy house, that would make your nieces, nephews and little cousins quickly proclaim you their favorite relative.

Beyond that, you can speak to artisans who’ve been honing their craft, in some cases, for decades. I asked glass artist Stuart Abelman, who has regular glass-blowing demonstrations during the fair, how his artistry fits into the renaissance fair.

“They’ve been blowing glass for 5,000 years,” Abelman, whose studio is based in Van Nuys, said. “Through the Renaissance, there were incredible glass blowers at Murano, Italy, incredible glass blowers. The queen drank [out of] beautiful glassware. They were the best.”

An assortment of masks are seen in the Mischief Masks booth.

8. Fret not if the winds of fate blow you elsewhere

Translation: Don’t worry if you can’t attend this specific fair.

California has several renaissance fairs and similarly themed events throughout the year. And, for the most adventurous, there are other fairs across the country and world, including the Texas Renaissance Festival, said to be the largest in the U.S.

Fairs scheduled this year in California include: Escondido Renaissance Faire (spring event: April 25–26, May 2–3; fall event: TBD); Summer Renaissance Fantasy Faire in Idyllwild (June 13–14); Central Coast Renaissance Festival in San Luis Obispo (July 18–19); Idyllwild Renaissance Faire (Sept. 12–13); and the Northern California Renaissance Faire in Hollister (Sept. 19–Oct. 25).

I spoke to Deptford’s lord mayor, Sir Barnubus Bliss, about what’s most important to him about folks experiencing the fair closest to L.A.

“Every time someone comes through those doors, I always wish them a ‘Welcome home,’” he said, “because it is my understanding that no matter where you are from, no matter what your life has been, when you come within these gates, when you are within our walls, you are at home, no matter where you were beforehand.”

Nik Frey, far left, and his partner Joanna Dominguez, far right, sword fight with Bexleigh Kilker, 9, and Bexleigh’s dad Kevin, as they all wait out traffic after opening day at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire.

And I felt that as I watched adults gallivant around with childlike glee. As my wife and I left the fair, I did not find myself immediately reaching for my phone. I wanted to stay, just a while longer, in a world where seemingly everyone is welcome to be just as they are.