Five major events that can take place during a man’s lengthy toilet visit
A MAN’S trip to the toilet is a huge expanse of time in which monumental events can happen. Including these. A catastrophic extinction event A…
Sunday 23 March Pakistan Day in Pakistan
On March 23rd 1940, the Lahore Resolution was passed which rejected the concept of a United India and proposed the creation of an independent state…
Seven godawful fashion items that should never make a comeback
FASHION is a continuous cycle where certain clothes come back into style even if they’re hideous. These unforgivable items must never make a comeback, but…
Saturday 22 March Emancipation Day in Puerto Rico
The first European to visit the island was Christopher Columbus in November 1493. Puerto Rico would go on to become an important part of the…
Why it takes us five whole days to reply to your messages: The pathetic excuses of slow texters
PEOPLE who take 120 hours to send one-word replies to texts may seem like piss-takers, but they have their flimsy reasons. Such as these… We…
Friday 21 March Independence Day in Namibia
The European powers started to show an interest in the region at the start of the nineteenth century. In 1884, fearing the British were about…
Thursday 20 March Mid-Lent in Guadeloupe
Mid-Lent is a practice that dates back to the Middle Ages and continues to this day in some villages of France and its former colonies.…
Woman refits anecdote to get advice she actually wants
A WOMAN has received the dating advice she was looking for after adjusting her anecdote in response to feedback she did not deem useful. Hannah,…
Wednesday 19 March Oil Nationalisation Day in Iran
Western companies had been involved in the extraction of oil in Iran and other countries in the Middle East since extraction had become technically and…
Tuesday 18 March Cheikh Al Maarouf Day in Comoros
Islam first arrived on the Comoros Islands in the 7th century and today over 98% of all Comorians follow the religion. Almost everyone belongs to…
Monday 17 March Benito Juarez’s Birthday in Mexico
Born on March 21st 1806, Benito Juárez is today remembered as a reformer dedicated to democracy, reducing the influence of the Catholic Church in Mexican…
Have you ever considered you’re the problem, dating apps ask users
DATING apps have asked their ugly, humourless, unloveable users if they have ever reflected that not being able to find a partner may not just…
Sunday 16 March Davao City Day in Davao
On June 29th 1848, the Spanish founded Davao in the Davao Gulf on the island of Mindanao. Davao began to grow and expand during the…
Key to happy relationship is remembering you obviously can’t do any better
THE key to a happy relationship is reminding yourself that you cannot possibly do any better, it has been confirmed. The claim was made by…
Saturday 15 March Revolution Day in Hungary
Hungary had been part of the Austrian Empire since the early part of the nineteenth century, though it had operated almost as a separate country;…
Man loves banging on about how f**ked things are
A MAN gets a weird self-righteous buzz from talking about how screwed everything is. 29-year-old Scott, not his real name, gets a kick out of describing the…
Thursday 13 March Fagu Purnima in Nepal
Holi was originally a festival to celebrate the start of Spring, good harvests and fertility of the land. The first mentions of it date back…
‘Work harder’, and other brilliant advice from a new manager brought in to shake things up
HI, I’m Nicole, your new manager in Sydney, I want to touch base on my plan for overhauling this team and getting on your tits.…
Wednesday 12 March Decoration Day in Liberia
Each year, the President of Liberia will issue a Proclamation for this holiday in line with an Act of the National Legislature approved on October…
Tuesday 11 March Nyepi in Bali
Well known as Bali Hinduism’s new year, the celebration of Nyepi is unique. Unlike other New Year’s celebrations known for grand festivities, actively observe this…