How Shaun Ryder smoked 50 rocks of crack a day, escaped a gun battle & faced down orangutan before becoming ‘normal’ dad
HE may be a 63-year-old “normal” dad these days, but Shaun Ryder has not lost the ability to shock.
When the Happy Mondays frontman spoke to host Jack Whitehall at the Brit Awards last month, his tale of nearly being busted for drugs had to be edited out.
But, then again, putting the potty-mouthed and straight-talking singer on live telly is always a risk.
In an exclusive interview with The Sun, the Mancunian reveals that ITV did not appreciate his story of a drugs raid that happened when he was up for a Brit award in 1996.
Back then, Shaun’s other band, Black Grape, had been nominated for British Breakthrough Act.
Shaun says: “I told him I went to score and the gaff where I went to score got raided by the police as I’m scoring and the cops cottoned on who I was.
“And I’m saying, ‘Oh, I’m getting a Brit Award here’ and they let me go.
“They busted a heroin house and they let me go because I was up for a Brit Award.”
You might think that Shaun, who has already published two autobiographies, has no fresh stories.
But the singer, who has a new memoir out now and who is writing material for Happy Mondays’ first album in 20 years, always has plenty of tales to tell.
In his latest book, 24 Hour Party Person, he recalls facing down what he believes was a killer orangutan, escaping a gun battle and being held hostage by an armed robber.
There are also numerous car crashes from which he somehow escaped alive.
Shaun, who quit drugs aged 40 after 20 years of substance abuse, admits: “I have used up more than nine lives.”
It could all have ended shortly after Happy Mondays’ first album, Squirrel And G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out), came out in 1987.
Shaun, who was not famous at that point, went to Amsterdam to live for a short while.
He remembers: “Some nutcase we knew from Manchester, who was doing armed robberies and was then in Amsterdam, hijacked a load of people, put them in the canal and shot them and then turned up at the gaff where we were staying and held us hostage for a day or two.”
Luckily, Shaun managed to talk the robber into letting them go.
But there was no way of having a nice discussion with a great ape that appeared in front of Shaun on a Barbados beach when he was recording Happy Mondays’ fourth album in 1992.
At the time there were stories in the local Press about a dangerous orangutan, nicknamed Jack the Ripper, on the loose.
Shaun claims: “This thing just dropped out of the trees right in front of me. It was a f***ing big orangutan.”
Telling himself “don’t show any fear”, the musician stood tall and shouted, “Grrr, arrrgh, f*** off, just f*** right off”, at the animal.
Remarkably, the orangutan did as it was told.
Orangutans are not native to the Caribbean, so there is a good chance it was indeed Jack the Ripper.
And Shaun, who was “smoking up to 50 rocks of crack cocaine a day” in Barbados, insists it was not a hallucination.
The album, Yes, Please!, failed to generate enough sales to justify the £150,000 spent making it and the following year the Happy Mondays broke up.
Shaun formed Black Grape in 1993 with his dancer mate Bez and rapper pal Paul “Kermit” Leveridge.
But it did not help keep him out of trouble.
During one trip to Jamaica, he and Kermit found themselves in the middle of a gun battle while trying to buy drugs.
He recalls: “I was going scoring and someone got shot, shot in the head. We just ran for it. If you’re a junkie going scoring, that’s the sort of s**t you come across.”
It was getting together with third wife Joanne which finally helped Shaun give up drugs and stop boozing.
They had dated briefly before Happy Mondays had hits, but he says: “She blew me out.”
Joanne, who now manages the TV part of his career — which has included two appearances on I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here! — remained in the same circle as him.
The couple got together more than 20 years ago and married in 2010.
They have two daughters, Pearl, 17, and Lulu, 18.
Shaun, who also has four other children with previous partners, says: “She reeled me in and it’s a good job. “She didn’t let me get away with half of the stuff.
“If she hadn’t I’d have just carried on with crashing, but once I hit 40, I was determined to give up drugs anyway.”
His older children had to deal with his absences and spells in rehab.
But the youngest two have grown up in a more stable environment.
Shaun, who is also stepdad to Joanne’s son Oliver, explains: “I’ve still got two kids at home, so for the last 18 years, I’m just Dad.
“They’ve grown up coming and watching us at music festivals, and they’ve seen me in the jungle, but they’ve never seen that Shaun Ryder who’s off his nut.
“I pick them up from college and all that sort of thing, and drop them off. I’m the f***ing taxi service.
“In this house, you know, we don’t even have booze or anything, so, we’ve just been like a normal f***ing mad family for the past 18 years or whatever.”
Shaun says he did not see much of his older children and admits he was not a good dad to them.
But he says: “I’ve had really no trouble off my kids, I’ve been very lucky with the kids.”
This year is going to be an important one for Shaun.
Apart from the book and new album out next year, he is doing a Q&A tour and is on the road with Happy Mondays.
The return to the studio is due to former Creation Records label boss Alan McGee.
Shaun reveals: “I’m writing it now. Alan McGee wanted a new Mondays album, so Alan usually gets what he wants.”
When it comes out, it will be 40 years since the Manchester group’s first release in 1987.
These days various health problems, including a recent bout of pneumonia, means performing is harder than ever for Shaun.
One legal substance that has helped keep him on the road is the fat jab Ozempic.
Shaun says: “You just raid the medicine cabinet, don’t you, and get on with it, so the show must go on.
“I have an overactive thyroid, so even if I ate f***ing lettuce and tomatoes, I would be big.
“Since I started on the injections my thyroid started to get better.”
If Shaun has his way he will keep performing until the Grim Reaper finally catches up with him.
And the singer would settle for dying on stage, like the comedian Tommy Cooper.
He says: “In this game, you’re doing some Tommy Cooper style, you know what I mean?
“As long as you enjoy it, do what you do, f***ing do it and I still do.
“I’ll still make music and go play music out there until I f***ing drop dead on stage.
“It’s a good place to go, innit? To drop dead on stage, singing Kinky Afro.”
- Shaun’s new book 24 Hour Party Person is available from awaywithmedia.com.
