Dodgers Dugout: These things are guaranteed to happen to the Dodgers this season
Hi, and welcome to another edition of Dodgers Dugout. My name is Houston Mitchell. The long journey to the postseason begins today.
As we embark on the 12th season of this newsletter, there are certain things, like death and taxes, that are guaranteed. Here they are.
—The Dodgers will charge way too much to park in their poorly designed, poorly lit parking lot.
—Shohei Ohtani will have a game where he strikes out 10 and hits multiple home runs. No one will be able to explain how he does this until we learn he was actually sent here by the aliens from “Project Hail Mary.”
—Ohtani will go hitless for three-to-four games in a row and have a bad pitching outing during the same time, leading to some to say he is overpaid.
—Will Smith will catch at least 130 games and be in the conversation for NL MVP.
—The Padres will be better than most are saying and their fans will approach the games with the Dodgers as if it is their World Series.
—The Rockies will be terrible again.
—Teoscar Hernández will continue to struggle as a fielder, but people won’t care as much as his bat will be rejuvenated.
—A pitcher no one has heard of will be signed by the Dodgers off the waiver wire. He will appear in a game and pitch great, maybe even getting the win. The following week, he will be designated for assignment.
—Mookie Betts will win the Gold Glove at short, and while he won’t reach his previous heights at the plate, he will hit better than last season.
—Andy Pages will slump at some point and fans will demand that Ryan Ward, who is hitting .350 with about a million homers in the minors, get a chance. He won’t get a chance and Pages will recover.
—Fans will complain that Joe Davis takes too many games off and isn’t a true Dodger like Vin Scully was, even though Vin took just as many games off for national duties.
—The music at Dodger Stadium will continue to be so loud that even the aliens from “A Quiet Place” will complain. (Editor’s note: Two outer space aliens references in one newsletter. What is wrong with this guy?)
—The most worn former Dodger jersey worn by fans at the stadium will continue to be… Fernando Valenzuela‘s. And it will be for many years to come.
—Max Muncy will look like the worst hitter in baseball for an extended period, then he will hit like Babe Ruth.
—Dalton Rushing will be a decent backup for Smith and will hit well enough that he can spell Freddie Freeman at first base on occasion.
—Freeman will hit .300 again in what will be his last great season at the plate.
—The Dodgers will continue to “give away” games during the season in order to be ready for the postseason. For example, they will allow a reliever to take a beating in a game at the start of long road trip in order to preserve the rest of the bullpen. Some fans will be irate at this, thinking the Dodgers should try to win every game at all costs.
—The Cool-A-Coo will not return to Dodger Stadium and will continue to be missed.
—The Dodgers will continue to call the hot dog they sell a Dodger Dog, even though it tastes nothing like a Farmer John Dodger Dog.
—Only three pitchers will pitch more than 100 innings, but the quality of the staff from top to bottom will be more consistent throughout the season, allowing them to use fewer than 40 pitchers this season.
—Either Blake Treinen or Tanner Scott will continue to pitch poorly, but the Dodgers, again with their eye on the postseason and on how much money they are paying these guys, will continue to trot them out there in hopes they will rebound.
—Some fans will complain about the abhorrent price of going to a Dodger game. They will still go though, and the Dodgers will draw four million, giving them no reason to lower prices.
—Justin Turner will sign a one-day contract with the team and then retire.
—Edwin Díaz will save 30 games and give the bullpen some much-needed stability.
—Kyle Tucker won’t hit as well as hoped, but will be a significant upgrade over Michael Conforto.
—Hyeseong Kim will come up at some point, wow fans with his blazing speed, hit close to .300, and then be sent back down.
—Dave Roberts will have a bad game or two where he makes a decision that seems nonsensical. Some will demand he be fired because “Anyone could manage this team.” Those people will be wrong.
—You will continue to need to subscribe to about a dozen streaming channels to watch all the Dodger games on TV. No one will.
—Yoshinobu Yamamoto will lead the team in victories.
—Organist Dieter Ruehle will continue to find the perfect song for any situation.
—Tyler Glasnow will look unbeatable one start, then get thrown off his next start by a hangnail and pitch like Dave Goltz.
—There will be thrilling victories, agonizing defeats and some boring games. But it will all be worth it as we look around and see all the different types of Dodger fans out there, reminding us that baseball unites us.
—The Dodgers will finish the season 98-64 and cruise to the NL West title. They will not have to play in the wild-card game.
—And that means they will be in the postseason where … anything can happen.
—So, don’t get so worried about the destination that you forget to enjoy the ride.
How many games will the Dodgers win?
We asked, How many games will the Dodgers win this season? After 10,566 responses:
They will win 96-100 games, 46.3%
They will win 101-110 games, 35.5%
They will win 91-95 games, 13.2%
They will set the record by winning more than 116 games, 2.3%
They will win 111-115 games, 1.6%
They will win 86-90 games, 0.9%
They will finish under .500, 0.2%
They will win 81-85 games, one vote
We asked, Will the Dodgers win the World Series this season? After 10,538 responses:
Yes, 79.1%
No, 20.9%
A walking path to Dodger Stadium?
Did you know there is a walking path to Dodger Stadium? There is a one-mile walking path from the Chinatown Metro station to Dodger Stadium. There’s one problem though, to quote Bill Shaikin‘s column on the path: “To go a very short distance safely with a feeling that you’re not going to die is very difficult.”
Up next
Thursday: Arizona (Zac Gallen) at Dodgers (Yoshinobu Yamamoto), 5:30 p.m., NBC, Peacock, AM 570, KTNQ 1020
Friday: Arizona (Ryne Nelson) at Dodgers (Emmet Sheehan), 7:10 p.m., Sportsnet LA, AM 570, KTNQ 1020
Saturday: Arizona (*-Eduardo Rodriguez) at Dodgers (Tyler Glasnow), 6:10 p.m., Sportsnet LA, AM 570, KTNQ 1020
*-left-handed
In case you missed it
Dodgers sign right-hander Jake Cousins to one-year deal on eve of opening day
Shaikin: Dodger Walk: A great city needs a walking path to blue heaven. Do it, Frank McCourt
How Dodgers’ Shohei Ohtani can put himself in the 2026 NL Cy Young conversation
And finally
Our opening day tradition: Danny Kaye sings the Dodgers song. Watch and listen here.
Until next time….
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