Man believes there is such a thing as ‘quality tequila’
A MAN is insisting his friends dislike tequila because they have not had the ‘good stuff’, not because it is irretrievably vile regardless of cost.…
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A MAN is insisting his friends dislike tequila because they have not had the ‘good stuff’, not because it is irretrievably vile regardless of cost.…
A MAN’S once-functioning gaydar is so outdated it is no longer able to detect anyone who came out post-millennium. Straight man Jon, not his real…
A MAN has achieved the perfect balance between his personal life and professional duties by quitting the latter entirely. Former marketing supervisor Tom, not his…
A HOMEWORKER ordered back to the office is spending long lazy days doing nothing to prove her point. Procurement manager Karen, not her real name,…
IT’S tax time again and that means you’re probably tempted to put in some dodgy expenses. Here’s a handy guide to what you can claim,…
AN ARSEHOLE is upsetting his colleagues by bringing a really lovely packed lunch into work everyday. With multiple Tupperware boxes containing delicious homemade meals, Martin,…
LABOUR have rashly promised the financially unfortunate from my generation the chance to own a home. Might be tough for some of you who aren’t…
A MAN has noticed that everything in his shopping basket is cheese, has cheese on it or will have cheese somehow added to it. Martin,…
A MAN working a standard nine-to-five office job is finding it almost impossible to find the right ratio of working to doing f**k all. Martin,…
A MAN is under the strange impression that neutering his dog will have a direct and irreversible effect on his own manhood. Anthony and wide…
A WOMAN living her life as a proud, independent feminist who makes her own decisions and does her own DIY would prefer not to, she…
AN angler’s quiet day boozing amid the wonders of nature was completely ruined by catching a huge, smelly, slimy fish. Shaun, 32, not his real…
PEOPLE who are upbeat in the morning have extremely low intelligence, it has been confirmed. Researchers at the Institute for Studies found that self-styled ‘morning…
A COUPLE have created their own version of date night where they do not go out in favour of drinking alcohol then having sex. Lucy…
FRIENDS who always cancel plans to go out do not like you and are not your friends, research has found. The rise of ‘flaking’ or…
A WOMAN on a new diet has already seen her social engagements slimmed down dramatically. Emma, not her real name, has been telling everyone about the…
ARE you back at work but struggling to remember what you’re meant to be doing? Read our guide and find out. What can you see?…
A STARBUCKS staff member who always writes a terrible misspelling of your forename on your cup does so because the consensus of the staff is…
FITNESS obsessives across the UK are claiming they need to lose weight after Christmas, it has emerged. Thousands of fit, toned self-absorbed individuals are strangely…
REALLY works! Side effects include exhaustion, hunger, and not having everything you want but scientists confirm the weight will just fall off, within a year…