TODAY marks the dawn of a new era of hope for the Middle East.
As US Vice-President JD Vance said yesterday, a truce brokered by Donald Trump has brought the region to “the cusp of true peace”.
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Donald Trump, pictured with Benjamin Netanyahu, has brought the Middle East to ‘the cusp of true peace’Credit: Reuters
While other world leaders postured and bewailed, the US President used his extraordinary power of persuasion to force Hamas and Israel to strike a deal to end two years of bloodshed.
It means thousands of Palestinians will return to what is left of their homes and get the food and medical aid they need, and Israelis can welcome back loved ones taken hostage during the terrorist massacre which started the conflict.
The 19th Century German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck once said that politics is “the art of the possible”.
But hard-nosed businessman President Trump has proved it can also be “the art of the deal”.
The path to lasting peace is still littered with pitfalls.
Labour’s China spy trial explanation is total rubbish slams former security minister Tom Tugendhat
It didn’t bother explaining why — one minute the trial was on, the next it was dead meat.
Industrial secrets
It now transpires that the CPS took advice from British government officials.
It is entirely possible that the UK’s National Security Adviser, Jonathan Powell, a good mate of Keir, was one of the officials involved.
Shortly after their meeting with the CPS, the decision was taken to drop the case.
Why? They apparently told the CPS China couldn’t be called a “threat” to the UK.
Instead, it was just a “geo-political challenge”.
And so the charges against Cash and Berry wouldn’t stick.
In a previous spying case it was decided that charges were relevant only if it involved “a country which represents, at the time of the offence, a threat to the national security of the UK”.
Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous?
If China isn’t a threat to the UK, then who is?
The head of MI5, Sir Ken McCallum, has reported that the Chinese have tried to entice 20,000 Brits to act as spies for them, against our interests.
Did nobody think to ask Sir Ken if he thought China was a threat? I suspect I know the answer that would have been forthcoming
He also claimed that 10,000 UK businesses were at threat from the Chinese trying to nick industrial secrets.
In addition, he said that MI5 had 2,000 current investigations into Chinese spying activity — and that a new case was opened on the Chinese — behaving very deviously indeed — every 12 hours.
Did nobody think to ask Sir Ken if he thought China was a threat?
I suspect I know the answer that would have been forthcoming.
Of course the country is a threat.
It is menacing other nations down in South East Asia.
It has a whole bunch of nukes pointed directly at the West.
It arrests dissidents who want western-style freedoms.
And it does everything it can to undermine the UK’s politics and industry.
Truth be told, anybody who is working secretly for a foreign country in the UK is a threat to this country.
This seems to me so obvious that it should not need stating.
If their secret outside income involves a vast load of Yuan, some fortune cookies and cans of bubble tea, then we should investigate very seriously.
The truth in this particular case, though, is particularly damning.
It seems almost certain that Whitehall officials intervened at the behest of the Government.
And that they did this so as not to p**s off the Chinese — because aside from being a threat to the UK, which China certainly is, we are going cap in hand begging for investment from them.
Other nations don’t have a problem with employing a dual approach.
Make no mistake, we may need to do business with the likes of China, much as we did once with Russia — but they ARE the enemy
They understand that while they all need to do trade with horrible totalitarian countries such as China, they also need to count their spoons, if you get my meaning — and at the slightest sign of devious behaviour, call them out.
The Chinese understand this too.
Yes, being caught with a bunch of spies in our Parliament may be embarrassing for a short while.
But it won’t be allowed to get in the way of China making more money.
It seems that our government was too frit to risk it.
Too scared that the Chinese might react nastily and pull investment.
Or decide not to invest in the future. We mustn’t offend the Chinese.
Strategies like this simply do not work — and the Chinese, just like their big mates the Russians, will continue to spy on our institutions and do everything they can to harm our state.
Enemy is laughing
Make no mistake, we may need to do business with the likes of China, much as we did once with Russia — but they ARE the enemy.
And currently an enemy that is laughing its head off.
The government officials involved will be coming before the House of Commons Joint Committee on National Security Strategy.
If it is discovered that Jonathan Powell did warn off the CPS from pursuing the cases against Cash and Berry, then Powell should resign or be sacked.
Unless, of course, Powell was simply doing the bidding of the Prime Minister or the then Foreign Secretary, the intellectual colossus who is David Lammy.
If that’s the case then THEY should resign.
One way or another, we cannot allow Chinese spies to run amok in this country of ours just because we want to trouser some more wonga down the line, through Chinese investment.
This is a truly important week for Starmer.
The Chinese spygate scandal is the most serious he has faced since taking office last July.
It could yet be the finish of the man.
Which won’t make me lose a terrific amount of sleep, I have to tell you.
THE Man Who Never Sweats is probably feeling a bit moist under the armpits right now.
It has been discovered that Prince Andrew was still sending chummy texts to disgraced paedo Jeffrey Epstein long after the royal said he was.
Andrew is alleged to have messaged him to say: “We are in this together.”
This happened 12 weeks after the point at which Andrew claimed, in that BBC interview, to have cut off all contact with the odious slimeball.
It’s high time King Charles took action and kicked Andrew out of his Royal Lodge home in Windsor Great Park.
UP here at the Tory Party conference in Manchester, comparisons between Kemi Badenoch and United’s Ruben Amorim write themselves.
Two gaffers tasked with getting a once-formidable colossus back to winning ways — and both finding that nothing they do seems to work.
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Tory leader Kemi Badenoch and Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim share the same struggle – trying to restore former glory to the fallen giantCredit: Getty
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Manchester United manager Amorin has, like Miss Badenoch, been tackling well-documented woesCredit: Getty
Supporters who long for the glory days of old are solemn, and the dressing room is fast losing faith.
Both watch enviously as their gloating rivals in light blue continue to shine.
Both beg for more time.
After her bullish conference speech yesterday, Badenoch has bought herself that time.
It was well delivered and she hit the right notes on the economy, welfare, crime and immigration.
The North West has been kind to them both, and they appear stronger.
Kemi Badenoch has accused both Labour and Reform UK of practising “identity politics” and sowing “division”
But the crashing thud of reality awaits them back in Westminster, where the mirage of the past fortnight will soon be shattered.
Party conferences are bubbles frozen in time, and it is easy to be suckered into believing a leader has played a blinder just because their own side cheers them to the rafters.
Both Badenoch and Starmer now need to come back down to Earth and confront some home truths.
May’s local elections are almost certain to be bloody, with the party at risk of falling to a humiliating fourth in both Wales and Scotland.
Labour’s conference failed to make a dent, with the party registering “no change” in its position at 20 per cent compared to Reform’s 33 per cent.
If Badenoch also fails to make inroads, the same doubts over her leadership will come flooding back.
May’s local elections are almost certain to be bloody, with the party at risk of falling to a humiliating fourth in both Wales and Scotland.
Badenoch’s allies are setting expectations on the floor — but as one of her Shadow Cabinet tells me: “You can roll the pitch as much as you like, nothing prepares you for the pain until it actually hits.”
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Keir Starmer may have united his party in Liverpool — but the real test begins when the conference buzz fades back in WestminsterCredit: Splash
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Rachel Reeves’ upcoming Budget was barely mentioned in both Manchester and Liverpool, but it could turn the fortunes of all parties on their headCredit: Getty
Mass losses would spark a fierce internal debate between those gunning for regicide and those who despair at the thought of the Tories killing off yet another leader.
One prominent donor has been telling friends that he will close his chequebook forever if Badenoch is toppled.
Whereas a Shadow Cabinet minister says: “If she’s not going to be Prime Minister, you might as well get rid of her now.”
Her main rival, Robert Jenrick, is sitting back, but king cobras also sit back before they strike.
While plotters are setting their watches for the May 1 polls, smart Tories are looking towards November 26 to mount a fightback.
The upcoming Budget on that date was barely mentioned in both Manchester and Liverpool, but it could turn the fortunes of all parties on their head.
Last year Chancellor Rachel Reeves claimed her £45billion tax raid was a one-off forced upon her by years of Tory economic recklessness.
Now she is coming back for more in a Budget that risks being even more toxic.
Bond markets have put the Chancellor in fiscal handcuffs, rightly stopping her borrowing even more money on the slate.
Labour MPs have put her in a political straitjacket by vowing to vote down any serious spending cuts, including to the eye-watering benefits bill.
Despite the chaos of Liz Truss, voters on YouGov’s tracker still view the Tories as the most trusted custodians of the public finances.
And growth is so puny that it will barely move the dial, all pointing to taxpayers being rinsed even further to make the sums add up.
Ms Reeves is privately furious with the Office for Budget Responsibility, whose decision to downgrade productivity leaves her with an even bigger black hole — in the region of £30billion.
Perhaps she regrets fawning quite so much over the economic watchdog when it was a thorn in the Tory side.
She is preparing to once again blame the Conservative record, but that is unlikely to wash for a second time, especially if she finds money to lift the two-child benefit cap to placate her own MPs.
A fight on the economy is fertile territory for Badenoch, who spent much of yesterday attacking this “high-tax, low-growth doom loop”.
Shock therapy
Despite the chaos of Liz Truss, voters on YouGov’s tracker still view the Tories as the most trusted custodians of the public finances.
Some at the top of the tree believe economic implosion is the shock therapy needed to get them back in the game.
One Tory Shadow Cabinet minister tells me: “People don’t yet realise how bad things are, but be in no doubt, we are flying into the mountainside. And when we crash, that is our chance to make our case to the country once again.”
Farage will of course give this short shrift, arguing he is not only reaping justified anger from years of immigration failure, but also decades of working people feeling no better off.
It is clear Badenoch still needs to go toe-to-toe on borders to have any hope of winning back voters.
But if a miserable Budget sees voters crying out for economic competence, the Tories might at last have their pitch.
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Nigel Farage remains the man to beat — his Reform Party still dominates the polls despite Tory and Labour fightbacksCredit: PA
THE self-proclaimed President of Peace is at it again, unveiling his 20-point peace plan for the Gaza war.
In typically understated fashion, Donald Trump declared his meeting with Israel’s Netanyahu a “historic day for humanity”.
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U.S. President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu give a thumbs-up at the White House after unveiling a 20-point peace plan for the Gaza warCredit: Reuters
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Gaza City Tower up in flamesCredit: Getty
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The building, which sheltered hundreds of Palestinians, collapses after an evacuation warningCredit: Getty
And to be fair, convincing the hardman to sign up to a deal that could allow Hamas terrorists to walk free from their crimes was a big ask and an important moment.
No Gazan will be forced out of their home, which was a major ask from European nations, while the cost of rebuilding the pummelled strip will be shared around the region.
On paper this looks like decent terms to end horrors.
But as we saw with Ukraine and Putin, these deals can come to nothing if one side doesn’t agree.
So now the world waits on Hamas to accept the terms.
They’ve said no before and collapsed talks and continued their butchery countless times.
But the given the Hamas leadership has been taken out three times now, and up to 20,000 dead fighters have been killed – the organisation is on its knees.
How long can they realistically keep fighting?
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Big business is already warning of the folly of this outdated 1970s-style approach.
Don’t do it, Chancellor.
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Action, not talk
NEW Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says she will not allow migrants to avoid deportation through bogus last minute claims that they are the victims of modern slavery.
She insists these “vexatious” appeals make a mockery of our laws.
THE NHS is chucking tens of millions of pounds down the drain by failing to stamp out health tourism.
At a time of sky-high taxes, it’s intolerable that money is being lavished on “free” care for foreign visitors.
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The NHS is wasting millions by failing to stamp out health tourismCredit: Alamy
New figures show that hospitals are owed £252million for treatment given to patients from abroad — that’s enough to provide 5,000 extra nurses.
The NHS prides itself on providing medical attention free at the point of use to anyone who needs it, irrespective of their status or wealth.
But it is not a charity and trusts have a duty to safeguard taxpayers’ money.
With 7.4million on waiting lists for routine treatment in England, it is an outrage that bosses are writing off such huge sums.
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Brits facing long delays for ops or forced to wait for hours on hospital trolleys will be appalled that this small fortune is not being spent on them and their families.
To make matters worse, one of the main reasons managers do not bother to chase outstanding fees is simply that it makes them feel “uncomfortable”.
Public satisfaction with the NHS — which also spent £1.8million on “staff networks” hosting “woke” events over the past two years — has sunk to a record low.
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They’re hiding in plain sight currently.
Petering out
PAINFULLY slowly, the truth about the Peter Mandelson debacle is being dragged out of Number Ten.
After going to ground at the end of last week, Sir Keir Starmer surfaced yesterday to admit he HAD known about emails from Mandelson to the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein when he defended his US ambassador at Prime Minister’s Questions.
Specifically he knew the Foreign Office was investigating what would prove to be a huge scandal, but did not know — or did not ask — precisely what had been written.
This is a prime example of the PM blasting himself in both feet.
First by chaotically backing then sacking Mandelson — and then by taking an age to set out the facts.
Danny ploy
WHILE Labour rips itself apart, Nigel Farage is getting on with making Reform more professional.
IT was perhaps the most famous poster in election history. “Labour Isn’t Working,” proclaimed its simple slogan above a photo of a long, snaking queue outside an unemployment office.
The image helped Margaret Thatcher’s Tories to win a decisive victory in 1979.
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The iconic ‘Labour Isn’t Working’ poster helped MargaretThatcher secure a historic election victory in 1979 – and it again rings true todayCredit: handout
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Sir Keir Starmer, seems to be trapped in a kind of doom loop created by his party’s epic mismanagement of the economyCredit: Getty
That poster could be revived today as the beleaguered Labour Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, seems to be trapped in a kind of doom loop created by his party’s epic mismanagement of the economy.
Growth is anaemic, the tax burden colossal. Just like in the late 70s, Britain is gripped by rising debt, inflation and unemployment, as well as increasing militancy in the public sector workforce, where recent generous pay settlements have fuelled a mood of greedy irresponsibility.
Only yesterday the distinguished business leader Lord Stuart Rose, the former head of Marks & Spencer, warned that Starmer and his bumbling Chancellor Rachel Reeves had dragged Britain “to the edge of crisis.”
In a bleak analysis, Lord Rose argued that because “there is no growth in the economy,” neither wealth nor jobs are being created.
The parallel with the 1970s is at its most stark in the hostility to hard work. Fifty years ago Britain became known as “the sick man of Europe” because of its addiction to strikes, with an astonishing 29million working days lost in 1979 alone.
Modern Britain has yet to plumb those depths, though the pig-headed unions are trying to go in that direction, as shown by the current miserable strike on the London Underground, which has paralysed the capital this week.
What makes this strike so ridiculous is that the Tube drivers are extremely well-paid, typically earning around £72,000-a-year, and enjoy excellent job security, pensions, hours and holidays. Yet they act like they are oppressed members of the proletariat.
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These grotesque demands are part of a wider culture of self-serving entitlement that is destroying Britain’s work ethic, reducing productivity and weakening the dynamism of business.
That destructive spirit can be seen in the recent surge of sick leave in the national workforce, a phenomenon caused not by harsher conditions but by more indulgent management, and the fashion for treating normal emotions as mental health problems.
Mental-health crisis
Yesterday a study by the Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development revealed that employees are now taking an average of nearly two weeks off sick every year.
Only two years ago absenteeism stood at an average of 7.8 days a year. Now that figure has risen to 9.4 days a year, with the mental-health crisis the key driving force.
All too predictably, the record of the public sector is much worse than the private sector. That is not because work on the state payroll is tougher. Just the opposite is true.
The heavily unionised culture of public employment, with its emphasis on workplace rights and victimhood, promotes weak management and a lack of accountability.
The rise in absenteeism is mirrored by the growth in welfare dependency where ever increasing numbers of people think that the state owes them a living. Social security is no longer just a temporary safety net but has become a comfortable lifestyle choice.
There are now 6.5million adults of working age who are claiming out-of-work benefits, while some forms of incapacity payments have become a sort of subsidy for early retirement.
As Lord Rose puts it, “We have arrived in a situation in Britain today where there is effectively no obligation to work, absolutely none.”
In a recent newspaper interview, one claimant called Clare Russell gave an insight into the mentality of some of the worst freeloaders.
Labour likes to boast that it is the party of ‘working people’. Now it should live up to that description.
Ten years ago she gave up work at the age of 46 and since then has lived off the disability benefits she receives for a bad back, as well as a substantial rental income from some property, plus a carer’s allowance to look after her mother who lives 30 miles away.
In her sickening interview, she said that she has “a lovely life, thanks to the great British taxpayer.”
Just to heighten the outrage she added, “when I am at the gym, I watch young people scuttle past the window on the treadmill of work and I must admit to feeling smug.”
The disappearance of the work ethic is neither morally defensible nor financially affordable.
The disability benefits bill is expected to reach £100billion by 2030 while the overall cost of welfare is forecast to go up from £210billion a decade ago to £380billion by 2030.
The welfare leviathan is tracking us ever deeper into debt and towards national bankruptcy.
In the depths of its current political crisis, France — which has an even more lavish benefits system than Britain — shows what can happen when the cost of welfare spirals out of control.
We were the nation of the industrial revolution. We must revive that kind of drive and determination. This should be an absolute priority for the new Labour cabinet.
Reform of welfare and the workplace is not an option, it is a necessity.
Labour likes to boast that it is the party of “working people”. Now it should live up to that description.
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London is currently paralysed by Tube strikes, despite drivers earning £72,000 and enjoying top job perksCredit: Alamy
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Business leader Lord Stuart Rose, the former head of Marks & Spencer, warned that Starmer and bumbling Chancellor Rachel Reeves had dragged Britain ‘to the edge of crisis’Credit: PA
IT may not be an imposing castle and there’s no Claudia Winkleman but Downing Street has become the stage for a real-life version of The Traitors.
Sir Keir Starmer set the scene for weeks of vicious plotting when he banished his faithful deputy from the Cabinet.
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Angela Rayner’s exit and Starmer’s hasty Cabinet reshuffle is like an episode of The Traitors… now PM must watch his back
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Disgraced Rayner with Starmer and Reeves on the front benchCredit: AFP
His gushing letter to Angela Rayner after she was forced out was true to the hit TV series.
It could be summed up as: “So sorry, Ange. I really like you and I really, really hope it isn’t you. But I’ve got to go with my gut.”
But it hasn’t washed with her admirers who now see her as a standard bearer for Labour’s Left.
The problem for the PM is whether his ousted sidekick will be recruited by The Traitors — a clique of MPs and activists hellbent on revenge.
They think Sir Keir is the real traitor — a class traitor — and are ready to unleash anger and resentment that has been building up over the past 14 months.
The search for her successor will become a divisive and bloody battle for the soul of the party.
One activist declared: “It’s going to be carnage. The knives are out already — and many of them are aimed at Starmer’s back.
“Most MPs can’t stand him or his politics, and over the past week their hatred has gone off the scale.”
Ms Rayner and her supporters are not the only people to harbour a grudge against the PM.
Angela Rayner’s flat VANDALISED with graffiti calling her a ‘tax evader’ after she admitted underpaying stamp duty
Her departure forced him into a hasty Cabinet reshuffle in which several of her colleagues were also thrown under the bus.
One minister dumped in Sir Keir’s shake-up even vowed privately: “I’m going to f*** him up.”
The deputy leadership race could now turn into a proxy war to destabilise the PM and find his successor.
There are whispers about a stalking horse to pave the way for Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham to steal the crown and, bizarrely, that Ed Miliband is pondering a bid for a leadership comeback.
The scandal has also exposed the Prime Minister’s indecision and weakness — flaws he once levelled at Boris Johnson.
Sir Keir allowed Ms Rayner to cling on to her job for eight days after it was revealed she had avoided paying £40,000 stamp duty on her swish new seaside property at Hove, East Sussex.
It was clear that at the very least she was guilty of rank hypocrisy and had to go.
One of his biggest tests will be the Budget on November 26
You’d think after being gifted £2,400 of free spectacles, Sir Keir would have seen what was coming.
But he left it to an ethics adviser to reach the inevitable conclusion — and even then, the PM didn’t sack her but let her resign.
Sir Keir knows he must fix the economy and stop the boats if he has any chance of winning the next General Election.
But the Left has been angered and emboldened, and their opening salvos are likely to be fired at the Labour Conference in Liverpool later this month.
One of his biggest tests will be the Budget on November 26, when drastic action is needed to plug the £50billion black hole in Britain’s finances.
Normally, all the pressure would be on Rachel Reeves to deliver. But the PM sidelined the Chancellor last week to take personal charge of economic policy.
He appointed his own economics guru and poached Ms Reeves’s geeky number two Darren Jones as well as the Chancellor’s chief tax adviser to join his No10 team.
One disgruntled source said: “Keir has made it clear he plans to own the next Budget.
“If that’s the case, he can shoulder all the blame when it goes down like a bag of cold sick.”
Cabinet heavyweight Pat McFadden has been put in charge of forcing through welfare reform, months after benefit cuts were ditched amid a backbench rebellion. His task just got a lot harder.
Time to get a grip
Another big mission — which eclipses any TV challenge Claudia could set — is to tackle the asylum crisis.
Voters are desperate to see this Government deliver on its promises soon
Hardly a surprise, as Sir Keir has had more success removing ministers than asylum seekers.
He has ushered in tough-talking former Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood — who supports chemical castration for serious sex offenders — to head up the dysfunctional department.
The PM knows that if she is unable to get a grip of the nation’s number one concern, he won’t be given time to send in a third team.
Voters are desperate to see this Government deliver on its promises soon.
Sir Keir returned from his summer break to declare he had begun “phase two” of his plan to change Britain.
If it continues like this, there won’t be any time for a phase three.
Voters will ask Sir Keir to reveal whether he’s a Faithful or a Traitor.
Then banish him from Number 10.
REFORM MP Lee Anderson wants schoolkids to wave Union Flags and sing the National Anthem at morning assembly.
Not so much Cool Britannia as School Britannia.
WHILE the nation was entranced by the Angela Rayner scandal, the Green Party elected a former hypnotherapist as its new leader.
Zack Polanski once claimed he could help women who wanted larger breasts by unlocking the power of their minds.
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Zack Polanski once claimed he could help women who wanted larger breasts by unlocking the power of their mindsCredit: Getty
Now he’s turned his attention to growing his membership before persuading the rest of us to reverse Brexit.
I can only imagine how he’ll do that.
Perhaps he’ll mesmerise us into a second referendum with an election speech which goes: “Look into my eyes, look into my eyes.
Numbers of working-age adults on welfare payments have now risen by 79 per cent since 2018.
Unemployment — made worse by the “Jobs Tax Budget” is now on course to be its highest since the Covid pandemic.
Soaring welfare payments are not only totally unaffordable and a drag on growth, it is also morally wrong to demand working people bail out those who cannot or will not work.
Having ditched its modest welfare reforms — and with the Government now paying a “moron premium” on the UK’s debt mountain — what is the plan?
Unsafeguard
VICTIMS of domestic abuse are regularly failed by the system.
CONGRATULATIONS, Sir Keir! The number of people arriving here in small boats from France has reached 50,000 since your magnificent government took office.
That’s something to be proud of, isn’t it? The way things are going, you might make it 100,000 by the end of the year.
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The number of people arriving here in small boats from France has reached 50,000 since Keir won the electionCredit: AFP
It was about as much use as howling at the moon. And although you deny it, the policy seems to have been quietly shelved.
Nor will the one-in, one-out deal work. A pilot scheme which was only ever going to deal with one in 20 of the illegal migrants.
You scrapped the Rwanda plan. That at least provided SOME deterrent.
And so, like almost every other thing you turn your hand to, you’ve made things worse and worse.
So here’s my ten-point plan to stop what seems to be an unstoppable tide. It’s not really unstoppable, if you really want to do it.
1: Let it be known that anyone arriving here illegally automatically loses their right to live in the UK, in perpetuity. Cost of this? Nil.
Deterrence effect? Very high. No place to live, no permit to work, no schooling, no health care.
2: No more hotels. As Tory leader Kemi Badenoch has suggested, house the migrants who arrive in tents.
Empty every hotel which has migrants in them, immediately. Cost of this? Rather less than the hotels, I would reckon.
Small boat crossings under Labour are on brink of hitting 50,000 – one illegal migrant every 11 mins since the election
3: No grants for swimming lessons, gym workouts and hair extensions. No grants for anything except a ticket home.
4: Withdraw from the European Convention on Human Rights and all other supranational jurisdiction which stops us from solving our own problems in our own ways. They are well past their sell-by dates, anyway.
5: Abolish the immigration tribunals, immediately. They are all presided over by judges who spend most of their lives advocating the causes of asylum seekers. The legal issue is clear: Arriving illegally means no entry.
6: In complex cases, where it is either not clear where the migrant comes from, or the country of origin refuses to have them back, send them for processing at a place under British jurisdiction.
Such as St Helena — a windswept island in the middle of the Atlantic. Or South Georgia. Or, for the really devious ones, Rockall.
7. For those who have already arrived and are currently going through the appeals process, let it be made clear that by arriving illegally they have automatically lost their right to stay here. Also, abolish all legal aid for those who have arrived.
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Starmer must begin with the conviction that all who arrive illegally must goCredit: PA
8: Offer those who have been here for some time £1,000 to leave the country, never to return. You could throw in some free bags of Monster Munch, and one of those neck cushions, for the flight.
9: Strike a deal with the French to allow British policemen or soldiers to puncture the boats before they leave France.
Or otherwise hole them below the waterline. It is obvious we can’t trust the French to do this.
10: Start taking things seriously, Starmer. Begin with the conviction that all who arrive illegally must go. Including those who have already arrived. And if the Left moans, so be it.
POLICE POLICY A SHAM
I SPOKE to Rob Davies a few days ago. He’s the shopkeeper from Wrexham who was visited by the police for having put up a sign describing shoplifters as “scumbags”.
He was ticked off and warned he might have offended people.
Who, shoplifters? We mustn’t offend THEM now?
Totally bizarre. And you can see where this policy is getting us.
There is now one case of shoplifting every minute in the UK.
Businesses are closing down because their losses are unsustainable.
And when a hard-working shop owner complains about it, he then gets a visit from the Old Bill.
Before the last election Sir Keir Starmer warned he was going to get tough on shoplifters. What happened, Keir?
Meanwhile the Thames Valley Police and Crime Commissioner, Matthew Barber, has said the public must help in fighting shoplifting.
Really? And risk being charged by the Old Bill for being nasty to a vulnerable person?
Boring tunes Taylor-made for kids
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Taylor Swift’s music is bloodless and boring – she is a consummate saleswomanCredit: Getty
GOT your pre-order in for the new Taylor Swift album?
Nope, me neither. But I suppose million upon million will.
Her music is bloodless and boring, written by a committee. The lyrics are naff. But she is a consummate saleswoman.
She’s already been giving teasing hints as to what’s on the new album.
It includes a cover of a George Michael song, for example. Which is, for me, another reason to stay well away from it.
Ah well, she’s what a certain section of the kids want now and I suppose I am not necessarily her target audience.
But couldn’t the kids fall in love with something a little more exciting, and dangerous, and full of adventure?
NAKED TRUTH
THE Metropolitan Police is considering prosecuting the vigilantes who stopped a bloke waving his b*****s around after he dropped his trousers and pants on the Tube in front of women and children.
A few blokes on board remonstrated with him and then, when he got aggressive, wrestled him to the ground and handed him over to an off-duty copper.
In other words, they did the right thing.
And the response of the idiots at the Met is why the public is reluctant to get itself involved when a crime takes place.
UK IN A RIGHTS MESS
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US Vice President JD Vance warned that human rights in the UK are worseningCredit: Getty
WHEN friends make constructive criticisms, we should listen.
The US State Department has just investigated human rights in the UK – something the Vice President JD Vance has been banging on about.
It says our human rights worsened last year. And it claimed there were “credible reports of serious restrictions on freedom of expression”, as well as “crimes, violence, or threats of violence motivated by antisemitism”.
That seems to me pretty much bang on.
Over the last 15 years our freedom to express ourselves has diminished and diminished.
And that trend hastened last year with the advent of a Labour government which really hates the idea that people should express themselves freely.
CREDIT IS DUE!
THE UK has just broken a much-cherished record.
There are now, officially, eight million people claiming Universal Credit.
And well done, Sir Keir – that’s an increase of more than a million on the figure for last July.
Soon, everybody will be on Universal Credit. Sitting on their fat arses watching reruns of Deal Or No Deal.
And there will be nobody left to pay for it all.
GOOD luck to all our readers who are about to open their A-level results today.
It’s always a fun time of year, isn’t it?
But it doesn’t really matter in the end, believe me.
And here’s a bit of advice to anyone who got lower than As and Bs.
Don’t go to university. It’s not worth the bother.
Instead, get yourself an apprenticeship and learn something useful which will keep you in work.
Soon you will be earning a decent income while the debt-laden students slum it on awful courses.
High flyer? What do you take me for?
NOW I really have heard it all. A trolley dolly has just won a discrimination case against British Airways.
Jennifer Clifford said she was too scared to fly. Being up in the air in one of those planes made her kind of stressy, you see. So she shouldn’t have been given the boot.
Do you ever get the impression that, much as the Fun Boy Three suggested all those years ago, the lunatics really have taken over the asylum?
UKRAINE’S fight against Putin’s illegal invasion is vital for all of Europe.
The Ukrainian people are fighting bravely for their freedom, their independence and their rights.
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Firefighters at scene of a Russian rocket attack on Dnipro in eastern UkraineCredit: East2West
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A Russian gas pipelineCredit: Getty
But American security is on the line there, as well as British and European security.
That is why we and European allies have been providers of military aid to Ukraine.
And we recognise the indispensable role of the US in that.
It is also why President Trump’s recent decision to make more weapons available for Ukraine’s brave resistance is very welcome.
And we share the President’s frustration with Putin’s continual delaying tactics and maximalist demands.
It is clear that Putin is not negotiating in good faith.
Tighten screws
The pressure must continue to grow on Putin, to make clear that this awful war, and his wanton campaign of aggression, must come to an end.
As the UK and US get down to hard talks ahead of next week’s summit, Europe must ramp up the pressure, too.
We, as HM Opposition, will not write the Government a blank cheque.
But we stand squarely with them in defending our national interest and that means resisting Putin’s illegal war.
Nazi lies, Vlad’s propaganda & troops on border… chilling signs Putin ready to invade ANOTHER European nation after Ukraine
Russia has so far failed to achieve its war objectives.
It has suffered enormous casualties and, in desperation, Putin has had to turn to Iran for weapons and North Korea for troops.
Three years on, and despite what Russia claims, the cost to its economy has been enormous and is unsustainable.
I am proud the Conservative government, working with allies, helped to drive forward the largest and most severe set of sanctions Russia has ever seen to cripple Putin’s war machine.
Through the tough and wide-ranging sanctions delivered by the international community, Putin has been denied $400billion of funds since February 2022 — money that could otherwise have been spent on this illegal war.
But we cannot stop here. The screws must continue to tighten.
Pulling in the same direction
The US is right that we need all the world’s major economies to be pulling in the same direction.
There can be no place for Russian oil on our continent. There must be no safe harbour for Russian ships.
There must be no let-up in our collective fight against Russia in every corner of the continent.
That is why Britain must continue to maintain a leadership position in this fight.
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The entire Euro-Atlantic alliance must be unflinching in the face of Putin’s aggressionCredit: Getty
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President Trump’s tariffs on India in part show that there can be no place for Russian oilCredit: Getty
We must take the lead in mobilising sanctioned Russian sovereign assets to help Ukraine.
We must ensure our Government is using the full weight of the Whitehall legal machine to find more creative mechanisms through which those assets can be legally leveraged to support Ukraine’s military efforts.
And we must encourage all our European partners to do exactly the same.
It is clear that by leveraging our full economic might, and crippling Russia’s, we can continue to support Ukraine, and force Putin to the table.
The entire Euro-Atlantic alliance must be unflinching in the face of Putin’s aggression.
From sanctions, to Operation Interflex and the 100-year Partnership, Britain’s support for Ukraine has been unwavering and must continue to be so.
Shoulder to shoulder
So we must stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine and ensure that at no stage is Putin’s aggression rewarded.
Because the lesson of the past 20 years is crystal clear: Putin only comes back for more.
We must stand shoulder to shoulder with our Ukrainian friends as they fight not just an imperialist Russian, but a whole axis of authoritarian states seeking to sow destruction on our own continent.
Ukraine is in a battle for its own sovereignty as well as the principles that underpin our whole way of life — democracy, liberty and the rule of law.
Britain has a history of standing up to threatening authoritarianism.
The invasion of Ukraine demands that we do so again.
We must keep rising to the challenge.
Putin has to know that if he tests the Euro-Atlantic alliance, he will fail.