WE were all set for a summer beach holiday until a massive passport mishap saw my poor son turned away at the airport check-in desk.
So to make it up to him, I took him to Disneyland Paris — but in the depths of winter, would it be a hit?
As the mercury plunged across Europe, Rufus and I set out to enjoy a “tropical” break at Europe’s most famous theme park.
Tropical? Well, Disneyland Paris has 300,000 plants which create microclimates and as we wander in, the Arctic chill noticeably lessens. It is actually HOTTER in Disney than outside.
But how do the prices compare to sand, sea and sunshine?
January, February and March are certainly the best time to go for value.
In March this year, stays in a Disney hotel cost from £132pp per night including park tickets, which is a darn sight cheaper than the Christmas and summer peak times.
And the post-Christmas drop in park attendance also means shorter queues — great when you’re with youngsters.
The tropical holiday style of much of Adventureland extends beyond the themed music and decor.
Home to the Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Peril roller coaster, it is a medley of the Africa of The Lion King, the Caribbean of Pirates Of The Caribbean and the Agrabah of Aladdin. All are brought to life with tropical bamboo, ferns and palm trees.
Not that I’ve got much time to appreciate the foliage, as Rufus drags me from one big ticket roller coaster to the next.
After tackling the multiple loop-the-loops of Star Wars Hyperspace Mountain and Avengers-themed Flight Force plus the pitch-black twists and turns of Crush’s Coaster, I decide we need a break. Despite Rufus’s insistence that the Mickey the Magician show is going to “babyish”, he loves it.
The 20-minute song medley is like a mini West End show, bringing the classic film hits to life, with can-can girls in gold frilly knickers playing the tableware in Beauty And The Beast and dancers weaving through the crowds operating giant puppets of giraffes, zebras and tropical birds to the Lion King soundtrack.
Thoroughly thawed out, we tackle the Tower Of Terror — even scarier in the fading light.
As we rattle around on my favourite ride, Thunder Mountain’s runaway mine train, we soak up great views of faux-gothic Phantom Manor and the beautifully lit steamer which pootles up and down the lake.
We scoff chocolate churros while watching the early evening Disney parade.
By the time it hits 6pm it’s time for a stiff drink — not to mention a sit down which doesn’t involve over-the-shoulder straps.
So we head to the Pirates Of The Caribbean restaurant, whose pina colada cocktails, humid air and splashes of the river ride moving past us add to the holiday vibes.
After this brief pit stop, we then make the most of the shorter evening queues, racing around everything from Spider-Man Web Adventure to the gentle joys of Peter Pan’s Flight over a minature London.
By 8pm we’ve done 22,000 steps and it starts to rain, but we dodge it by navigating the Victorian-style gas-lit arcades which connect different areas on Main Street USA.
Mercifully when it gets to 10pm, the rides shut. Sixteen roller coasters down, and I’m barely standing.
I’m not a big fireworks fan — too many years of my dad coming close to danger in the back garden — but the Disney display is incredible.
The clever drones and laser projections diminishing the firework fear factor.
When the show comes to a close, I’m glad we only have to stagger ten minutes back to our hotel in the park, the superhero-themed Hotel New York, The Art Of Marvel.
Not that Rufus’ energy or enthusiasm are at all dampened by either the weather or the marathon we’ve walked. As we fall into our beds, he’s already begging me to bring him back next year.
The summer’s passport disaster is a distant memory. Turns out we didn’t need a beach for a fab holiday.
Winter at Disney is the hottest ticket in town.
GO: Disneyland
GETTING THERE: easyJet flies from Manchester, London, Newcastle and other UK airports to Paris from £25.99 each way. See easyjet.com.
STAYING/PLAYING THERE: A two-night/three-day stay at Disney’s Hotel Cheyenne is from £262.92pp based on two adults and two kids sharing, for arrival between March 22 and 26 this year.
The price includes a ticket package for unlimited access to Disneyland Park & Walt Disney Studios Parks.
See disneylandparis.com.
