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‘Black Phone 2’ review: Dull horror sequel never comes to life

It’s clear from the existence and execution of “Black Phone 2” that Universal and Blumhouse never expected 2021’s “The Black Phone” to be a hit. If there was ever an inkling that the first film might have been more than a quick and dirty ’70s-style riff on a boogeyman tale, there’s no way those in charge would have let their big baddie, the Grabber, be killed off at the end of the movie.

But a hit it was and so, for a sequel, supernatural elements must be spun out and ’80s slasher classics consulted, especially since it’s now four years later, in 1982. Masked serial killer the Grabber, played by Ethan Hawke (we never really see his face, though we do hear his voice), continues to haunt, torment and maim children, despite the inconvenience of death.

Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill co-wrote both films, with Derrickson behind the camera as director. The first was based on a short story by Joe Hill (the son of Stephen King) and is set in 1978 Denver, where plucky Finney Blake (Mason Thames) had to escape the clutches of kidnapper the Grabber while fielding phone calls from the ghosts of his previous victims, offering tips and tricks. What distinguished “The Black Phone” was its shocking approach to violence with its young characters, who all sported entertainingly profane potty mouths. While it was daring in its hard-R riskiness and played on our basest fears, it didn’t reinvent the wheel, or even try to. However, the film’s phone conceit played well enough and young star Thames was outstanding.

In “Black Phone 2,” Finney’s now a high school student, drowning his trauma in weed and schoolyard fights, sometimes the bully himself. He’s protective of his sister, Gwen (Madeleine McGraw), who has the gift of psychic sight, but mostly he just wants to check out from his own brain. The sequel is primarily Gwen’s movie. She starts lucid dreaming and sleepwalking, receiving phone calls from beyond — like from their dead mother when she was a teenager beyond.

The messages bring Gwen, Finney and her crush, Ernesto (Miguel Mora), to a winter retreat for Christian youth, Camp Alpine, now run by Mando (Demián Bichir) and his niece, Mustang (Arianna Rivas). As it turns out, this camp is rife with the ghosts of young dead boys — the phone keeps ringing and it won’t stop until Finney picks it up.

If “The Black Phone” dabbles in crimes that are taboo and is even unforgivable in its depiction of brutality against innocent children, “Black Phone 2” commits its own unforgivable crime of being dreadfully boring. This movie is a snooze, not just because all of the action takes place entirely during Gwen’s dreams.

The film can’t shake its lingering scent of “Stranger Things,” but the filmmakers have also turned for inspiration to another iconic ’80s-set property: The whole movie is a “Nightmare on Elm Street” ripoff, with a disfigured killer stalking his prey through their subconscious. Those sequences are fine, action-packed if not entirely scary, but at least it’s something more rousing than the awake scenes, where the characters stand in one place and make speeches to each other about their trauma and backstories. The entire affair is monotonously one-note and dour, with only a few pops of unintentional humor.

You realize almost immediately what the deal is with these ghost boys, but the film takes its sweet time explaining it all. It’s a fairly simple story, so you do understand why Derrickson gussies it up with grainy dream sequences and shaky 8mm flashbacks, and a pretty terrific electronic score composed by his son, Atticus Derrickson.

It’s also a bit surprising that “Black Phone 2” turns out to be so pious and deeply Christian, which is a bit of an odd mix. For a film about Jesus and the power of prayer, it also features a scene in which a kid’s face gets sliced in half by a windowpane. Then again, horror’s trend toward the faith-based isn’t a surprise when you take a look at the success of the Bible-thumping “Conjuring” franchise.

However, it seems like this might be the Grabber’s last hurrah. You’ll root for the characters to vanquish him only because then the drudgery might finally end. Who knows, maybe it’ll be a hit and they’ll figure out another way to reanimate this utterly uninspiring horror villain. Personally, I’ve had my fill of the Grabber’s grabbing.

Katie Walsh is a Tribune News Service film critic.

‘Black Phone 2’

Rated: R, for strong violent content, gore, teen drug use and language

Running time: 1 hour, 54 minutes

Playing: In wide release Friday, Oct. 17

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Man visits every country in Europe – and one ‘dull’ place was the absolute worst

A TikTok user shared his thoughts on the European country he wouldn’t recommend visiting, despite many others taking to social media to share their love for the spot

the Geghard Monastery in Autumn with colorful trees behind it
The country the TikToker was referring to has population of nearly three million(Image: traumlichtfabrik via Getty Images)

Europe has long been celebrated as a jewel among continents for travellers. In 2023, the continent saw an impressive surge in international tourists, with numbers reaching 707 million – a significant increase of nearly 100 million from the previous year.

France, Italy and Spain are among the most frequented destinations in Europe, thanks to their rich history, stunning architecture, diverse landscapes, delectable cuisine and wine, and generally agreeable weather. However, not all European locations are considered gems.

One TikTok user shared his least favourite spot, which many classify as part of Asia, but it has European roots, so it counts.

TikTok user olliepotts07 discussed his least preferred European location on his channel, Ollie Potts Travel Documentaries.

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According to him, his least favourite country in Europe is Armenia. He stated: “I didn’t like my time there at all.

“The capital Yerevan is very, very dull. The food wasn’t great and we didn’t feel safe generally.”

Armenia is located in Transcaucasia, south of the Caucasus mountains in southwestern Asia.

The country borders Turkey to its west, Azerbaijan to the east, Georgia to its north and Iran to its south.

“What kind of sums up Armenia very well is the mountain which overlooks the city. It’s their national treasure, it’s worshipped and it’s also allegedly the place where Noah’s Ark landed from the bible,” he added.

A TikTok user shared his less-than-stellar experience in Armenia, stating: “For me that really summarises my experience in Armenia. We did have a great time driving around the countryside visiting the ruins.”

He added: “If you want to visit yourself, I really wouldn’t recommend it and it was my least favourite country on the continent.”

Yet, not all social media users echoed his sentiments about the country.

One person countered: “Did we visit the same Armenia? I loved it.”

Another chimed in: “The capital is so beautiful and the food excellent.”

Despite its rich history and a population of nearly three million, Armenia faces safety concerns due to tensions and potential conflict along its border with Azerbaijan, especially in the Nagorno-Karabakh region, leading to intermittent military skirmishes and making travel near the border quite perilous.

Moreover, Yerevan, the capital city of Armenia, occasionally witnesses protests that can escalate into violence, alongside minor crimes like pickpocketing.

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