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IT’S unfortunate when a friend suffers from one of these unattractive characteristics. But it’s also excellent that you look stunning by comparison, so don’t feel…
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IT’S unfortunate when a friend suffers from one of these unattractive characteristics. But it’s also excellent that you look stunning by comparison, so don’t feel…
EMPLOYERS have confirmed they only consider giving the top roles to candidates with top grades in their religious studies GCSEs. A survey of more than…
A CORPORATE worker is beginning to realise that her lanyard wields no power in the outside world. While the length of ribbon with an access…
A WOMAN is apprehensively waiting for the moment her husband decides to go to bed without wearing any pyjamas, it has emerged. As the hot…
A COUPLE who claim to only to have the occasional cigarette with a glass of wine appear to be drinking six nights a week, friends…
HUMAN resources want to fully exploit their humans as a resource and for them to be happy about it. These are the contradictory messages you…
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note of business bullshit to drive the company drones wild. Kick…
YOU gave your kid a perfectly good name, so why the unimaginative nickname that makes you sound like you’re off Eastenders? Here are some more to…
IF you’re forced to attend dull meetings, why not vent your frustration by making them utterly unbearable for others? Here’s how. Say things for the…
BEING handsome or beautiful is not the be-all-and-end-all of being attractive but it does account for 95 per cent, scientists have confirmed. The discovery has…
A FAN of true crime podcasts has yet to decide on what is definitively the best way for her to dispose of human remains. Ellie…
A MOTHER has set a new British record for totally losing her shit on the morning school run. Linga, not her real name, from Staffordshire,…
MILLENNIAL slang is out of date and should be replaced by Gen Z slang, apparently. Here’s how to look ‘with it’ even if no one…
ONLOOKERS are uncertain how to respond after realising that a man mansplaining to a woman is in fact correct and entirely right to do so.…
THERE’S no one, single way to live your life, but there are plenty of stupid quotes you shouldn’t listen to. Sadly, idiots swear by all…
A BENEVOLENT motorist has permitted a group of pedestrians to cross the road with a noble flourish of his wrist. Ron, not his real name,…
A FRIEND from London has asked you to let her know by this afternoon if you are free for a drink in two-and-a-half months. Hannah,…
A FATHER of young children has said what he would really like for Father’s Day is some f**king peace in an empty house. Dave, not…
DELUDED parents think a choice of university is based on the courses and quality of tuition. As if. These are the real reasons: Nightlife University…
MIDDLE-AGED women seeing 20-something girls dressed in cargo pants, faux fur gilets and bandanas have confirmed they are delighted by how ugly modern fashions are.…