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HAVING just returned from France, which is shit, Grace Wood-Morris can state definitively that it does not count as a proper holiday abroad. She explains: …
THE government is to take the issuing of sick notes from GPs and hand it to a panel of specially selected sadistic bastards. The panel…
A FATHER has been caught up in a nightmarish telephone conversation with his daughter lasting almost five minutes. Unsuspecting dad Martin, not his real name,…
A PAIR of men in their 40s fear they may inexorably move from being comfortable acquaintances to full-blown friendship. Over the past few years, Martin…
A WOMAN is ready to crack under the weight of work-related stress entirely of her own making, it has emerged. Project manager Hannah, not her…
DRINKING sessions are a great way to connect with friends when your inhibitions are down. And also ruin your life by sharing these overly personal…
ATTEMPTING to convince yourself physical decline, burdensome responsibilities and heightened stress are a good thing? Here’s why you’re so glad to be in your thirties: …
ONE moment you’re laughing at the idiotic things your parents say, the next the same phrases are coming out of your own stupid, ageing mouth.…
DOES the minutiae of people’s personal lives somehow fail to grip you? It might be because you’re a man. Here Martin Bishop explains how to…
IS your life cluttered with friends you’d prefer didn’t exist? Or require a minor effort to occasionally meet? Learn how to lose them like a…
IT’S a scary world out there for you humans. Luckily I’m always there to protect you with my terrifying barking abilities. Here are the threats…
A COUPLE are having a second child because they are already bored rigid of having to play with their first one, they have confirmed. Stephen…
DINNER parties are a great way to prove you’re better than your friends. But how do you pull it off? Eccentric neighbour pop-in Conspire a…
OFFICE jobs look complicated from the outside, but all they really involve is sending these five emails again and again and again forever. ‘Have you…
SHE’S cute, you’re horny; why not throw in a compliment and see what happens? But never one of these: ‘You’re a MILF’ If you wish…
A MAN is stunned to discover that his friends are at an age where they are actively having children on purpose, it has emerged. 32-year-old…
Belly dance is a dance that originated in Egypt but is now known around the world. Also known as Raks Baladi or Raqs Sharqi, this form of dance features…
A MAN is unsure whether he had a great time last night or if he was just pissed, it has emerged. Jack, not his real…
A MAN who adopted a ‘clean living’ lifestyle is now getting ‘high’ on being incredibly sanctimonious. Donatas, not his real name, 32, quit alcohol and…
A NEW study has found that the key to social, financial and romantic success is being able to function while horrendously hungover. The Institute for…