Man clearly getting off on calling boat ‘she’
A MAN with a yacht is clearly turned on whenever he talks about the vessel as if it is actually female. Ian, not his real…
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A MAN with a yacht is clearly turned on whenever he talks about the vessel as if it is actually female. Ian, not his real…
A WOMAN who liberally peppers her work emails with exclamation marks is just as powerfully irritating in real life, colleagues. Administration manager Hannah, not her…
A WOMAN has announced she is so much better than everyone else in Britain she must wed an Italian. Lucy, not her real name, of…
HAVE you spent years moaning about being part of ‘generation rent’ but now your parents are bunging you some cash for a house? Here’s how…
A WOMAN has unlocked new efficiencies in her packed weekly schedule by preparing ahead of time a selection of complaints, insults and resentments to fire…
WANT to look like a person in their 30s and 40s with no interest in dressing like the younger generation? Here’s how. Sneer at your…
ENJOYMENT of a man’s Prague stag do has been drastically reduced by the presence of the groom-to-be’s father, guests have confirmed. 30-year-old Oliver, not his…
A WOMAN on a first date is maintaining a pretence that eating an entire pizza is far too much for a delicate girl like her. 34-year-old Hannah,…
A WIFE who is very bored of hearing the same anecdote yet again is lying in wait to ruin it at just the right moment. Jessica,…
A TEENAGER is shattered after a full day of imagining what a full day at work would be like. Grace, not her real name, aged…
GIGGLING friends suspect a woman, aged 33 and newly married, is refusing all alcohol because she is in a delicate condition after an epic session. …
HOLIDAYS are a time for much-needed rest, relaxation, and escape from work. Here are five pieces of unsolicited toil your boss expects regardless: Replying to…
A MAN who recently hit 40 has somehow managed to do so without taking on anything that could be considered a responsibility. Alan, not his…
A MAN who has felt sluggish and groggy every morning for the last 20 years has been stunned to learn that getting more sleep makes…
A WIFE who keeps agreeing to share a whole bottle of wine with her husband has only had one glass again, it has been confirmed.…
A MAN offered the opportunity to decide what TV show to watch is unaware the outcome has already been decided. Stephen, not his real name,…
YOUR new boss claims to be an ordinary bloke on the basis that he supports West Ham. The white male in his early 40s, brought…
A FATHER who was unable to attract women in his youth is having to advise his son about relationships, it has emerged. The situation is…
A WOMAN is telling an anecdote which appears, to all listeners if not to the speaker, to be about what an arsehole she is. Sophie,…
USED to be you’d be up until 1am to see a couple of lasses kissing, now it’s on prime time. And the men. Your retired…