DANNY Dyer left his daughter Dani squirming as he opened up about his sex life – or lack there of it.
The actor, 47, claimed he hasn’t slept with his wife Joanne for six months and was planning a trip to Dubai to reconnect between the sheets.
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In a very candid conversation on their podcast Live and Let Dyers, Danny joked she hadn’t seen his ‘winkle’ for months and he was jealous that she was massaging Dani’s feet instead of his.
He also revealed that Joanne even massages Dani’s fiance’s Jarrod’s feet – but not his.
Danny moaned: “You were sitting on the settee and mummy was on some vibe and she started to massage your feet. She never goes near her husband’s feet, she’s not seen me winkle for six months.”
Dani could be heard awkwardly giggled as the Marching Powder star explained how he hoped to end the dry patch.
He told his daughter: “We’re going to Dubai to f*****ing live it up and that’s why I’ve planned a holiday for the very small chance that might get a roll about.”
He teased: “You’ll be lucky not to get another sibling, because mum’s due to have another one, every ten years I get her pregnant.
“But actually I don’t think my jook, shall we call it jook? Is what it was.”
Danny and Jo – who have been together since 1992- share three children Love Island‘s Dani, 28, daughter Sunnie, 18, and son Arty, 11.
Former EastEnders star Danny and Dani previously opened up about Jarrod’s stag do ahead of their wedding.
Dani and Jarrod got engaged last summer on a romantic boat trip in Ibiza, having escaped for a minibreak.
The couple left their one-year-old twin daughters Star and Summer at home with family, along with Dani’s son Santiago, three, from a previous relationship.
She will be saying I Do to the West Ham star this summer – and celebrated her second hen do this weekend.
Expressing her fears, Dani said on the podcast: “If you can go, Jarrod gets back on the Thursday and we’re married Saturday.”
At this point, Danny swiftly interjected by cheering: “Strippers!”
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His daughter, however, proceeded to disagree with this possibility, saying “no, you’re not.”
She added: “We had a butler in the buff, but we had to draw him. We had to draw the naked man.”
Danny remarked: “That’s what we would do. We’d probably draw the…”
Dani cut in: “It’s different, I’m sorry, it’s so different.”
Danny Dyer’s career so far
Danny Dyer has played several film and TV roles across a three-decade acting career.
Here’s a look back at some of his most memorable performances.
- Prime Suspect (1993): Danny made his screen debut in an episode of the long-running ITV police procedural. He appeared as a character named “Martin Fletcher”.
- Human Traffic (1999): Danny’s debut film saw him portray “Moff”, a dealer. Directed by Justin Kerrigan, the coming-of-age comedy drama also featured John Simm, Andrew Lincoln and Richard Coyle.
- Mean Machine (2001): An adaptation of The Longest Yard, this sports comedy also featured Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham. Danny played “Billy the Limpet”.
- The Football Factory (2004): Loosely based on the novel of the same name by John King. Danny led the cast of this sports drama, directed by Nick Love. He portrayed “Tommy Johnson”.
- EastEnders (2013-2022): Danny appeared in the London-set BBC soap opera for almost a decade. He played Queen Vic landlord “Mick Carter”, opposite Kellie Bright as his on-screen wife Linda.
- Rivals (2024): The actor was among an all-star ensemble cast in this Disney+ series based on Jilly Cooper’s novel. Danny played the role of “Freddie Jones”.