IN With Love, Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex took the best part of an hour to show us how to make spaghetti, a cake and a cup of tea.

Now tea is like champagne to me but Meghan makes a brew I wouldn’t want to drink.

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If anyone presented me with such a terrible cup of tea I’d be insulted.

You’d have thought that after nearly seven years married to an Englishman she’d have learned how to make a proper cuppa.

But in the first episode poor Harry was nowhere to be seen and their kids were only mentioned in passing.

Instead, she was preparing for a visit from her old friend Daniel who she met on the set of Suits.

Daniel, who just loved everything, reminded us how Meghan’s side hustle when she was filming Suits was a lifestyle blog called the Tig.

With Love, Meghan is just a beautifully shot version of The Tig.
But the dialogue was just weird. I lost count of how many times Daniel gushed that Meghan was ‘amazing’ – and asked ‘why can no one present peas like you?’

While Meghan, who ‘did the heavy lifting by baking a cake’ told Daniel, ‘you zested that lemon so beautifully’.

This is not real life as real people know it. This is Montecito world.

Who makes their own candles?

Most people have so little time to spare they just buy them down the shops.

Nice try Meghan but I cannot see Netflix commissioning another series.

With love, Arthur.