AN ARSEHOLE is upsetting his colleagues by bringing a really lovely packed lunch into work everyday.

With multiple Tupperware boxes containing delicious homemade meals, Martin, not his real name, makes whatever his colleagues are eating look ‘totally wank’.

Colleague Jon, not his real name from Southampton said: “Every time he pops out a homemade Keralan curry or wonderfully fresh, organic salad, it just reminds me that my life is a chaotic mess.

“His dishes perfume the air. I put my value beef lasagne in the office microwave and it smelt like I’d heated up a pair of underpants.

“Just go to Tesco Metro and get a depressing meal deal like the rest of us you absolute fucker.”

Hayes added: “He’s probably having regular sex as well.”