AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged. 

Administrator Nikki, not her real name, co-workers are completely dismissive of anyone outside their workplace clique, despite all being totally uninteresting arseholes.  

Hollis said: “The IT guys ignore any attempt to be friendly, which would be a real blow if I wanted to talk about IP addresses and some computer game called Dwarf Castle Builder. 

“The accounts team blank me too but they sit in complete silence for eight hours a day apart from sighing occasionally, so I’m probably not missing out on too much. 

“Even the people I sit with ignore me. They act like they’re Jennifer Lawrence and her A-list party pals but actually they’re boring bastards who once discussed Iain’s turkey sandwich for 45 minutes. 

“I thought people in cliques were meant to look down on you because they’re cool.” 

Her latest snub was not being invited to lunch, although eating an unpleasant prawn sandwich alone at her desk was actually more enjoyable than listening to Gavin wanking on about buying a car off the internet. 

Post room supervisor Roy Hobbs said: “Nikki could one day be admitted to our elite social circle if she develops an interest in franking machines and martial arts movies.”