A TEENAGER is shattered after a full day of imagining what a full day at work would be like.
Grace, not her real name, aged 18, has been advised to ‘get a job’ by her stepfather so thought she should investigate this avenue of possible fulfilment using mindfulness.
She said: “Corporate servitude apparently looms in my future. I needed to decide if it is for me.
“I visualised everything from the morning alarm to a day that is officially longer than streaming a whole season but that, perversely, won’t let you. The clothes, the sandwiches, the subjugation. It was terrible.
“You can’t update social media while working, even though I told my figmental boss my friends will think I’m dead, you have to talk to people on the phone which gives me trauma, and my dyscalculia was not respected which is against the law.
“I returned to the real and informed my parents it was not a life experience I care to be sullied by. They understood.”
Stepfather Tom, not his real name, said: “Unfortunately I think when she tried to visualise Grace accidentally manifested. That must be why she’s starting work on Wednesday.”