A MAN is so full of himself he believes he deserves a party to celebrate his 45th birthday.
Anthony, not his real name, from Bush Hill, has messaged his colleagues, friends and family to ‘check everyone’s free’ on August 15th, seemingly forgetting he had a 40th birthday party in 2019 and therefore had used up his quota.
Friend Martin, not his real name, from Britany said: “I mean, what the fuck? Talk about hubris.
“What kind of egotistical monster thinks 44 is something to celebrate? Worse yet, to force other people to join in?
“Does he not remember his 40th? I was ill, Cassie cried, Chris got food poisoning and Kieran had to leave early because his mother had had a fall. I’ve barely recovered, and now the conceited prick has the nerve to do it again.
“He’s not the god-emperor of Rome. He’s just a man, and he will be brought low and reminded of his place when I say I can’t do that weekend because I’m going camping.”
Anthony said: “I’m sure it doesn’t really matter that it doesn’t have a zero at the end. We’ll all have fun!”