A 25-YEAR-OLD who spent her birthday complaining about being ‘basically middle-aged’ has been advised by older friends to shut the f**k up. 

Sian, not her real name, from Perth spent the whole evening bemoaning the end of her youth and the fact that she will not be able to get a railcard next year, while everyone in their 30s and 40s tried to bite their tongues. 

The final straw came when Shaw claimed she could see a grey hair, whereupon her 54-year-old mother told her to ‘get off her bullshit right now’. 

Friend Carolyn, not her real name, aged 37, said: “She wants wrinkles? I’ll show her wrinkles that will haunt her nightmares. 

“There is nothing more narcissistic than a 25-year-old blonde girl claiming she’s old. Her memories of school are fresh and recent. She literally doesn’t know what old is. 

“Her mum’s got arthritis, her brother’s going through a painful divorce, her granny’s massaging her varicose veins right there in front of her, but she’s like ‘OMG! I’m, like, a dried-up old hag!’ 

“Just you wait, you little shit. Just you wait.”