A WOMAN is apprehensively waiting for the moment her husband decides to go to bed without wearing any pyjamas, it has emerged. 

As the hot weather continues, Jess, not her real name,  is bracing herself for the trauma of having a warm, damp set of genitals pressed against her leg when she wakes up in the morning. 

She  said: “He has started kicking the duvet off in the night, which is the first step towards him abandoning the small amount of dignity he has and sleeping bollock naked. 

“I love my husband when he’s awake and clothed, and even on a cold winter’s night when I can snuggle up to his warmth. But on a 20-plus degree night? No. Even if I roll him over I’m faced with the equally unpleasant sight of his hairy arse. I just can’t win. 

“Yes, I know we are married and have sex on occasion, but that is different to lying next to him in the summer heat, disturbingly close to his flaccidly sweaty tackle. I’ll probably end up on the sofa. Anything to avoid that clammy, unsolicited morning glory.” 

Anthony, not his real and,  said: “Has she gone? Great. I get the whole bed to myself, and also don’t have to deal with looking at her mad, overgrown pubes.”