A TEACHER at a comprehensive is starting to doubt whether she even wants to put her dickhead pupils on a path to a brighter future. 

Jessica, not her real name, expected to inspire a lifelong love of learning in her students with inventive, unconventional lessons, but instead has found herself repeatedly telling cretins to shut up. 

She said: “What I maybe forgot to factor in is that teenagers are really rather hateful. 

“I sat backwards on my chair, ready to deliver an electrifying lesson where I rap the whole of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the only ones that weren’t on phones started sniggering about ‘camel-toe’. 

“Frankly McDonald’s is too good for most of these thick shits. If they fail their GCSEs I’m doing society a favour. 

“I don’t do inspirational now. They do the work out of the books and they keep it shut.” 

Headteacher Julian, not her real name, said: “Jess’s a great teacher now she’s stopped caring.”