A WIFE was thrilled to discover her husband ended up in a club after a few post-work drinks escalated to drug taking and dance music, it has emerged. 

Procurement executive and father of two, Tim, not his real name, 46, was due home at 9pm but was still in Pryzm Nightclub enjoying popular house music with strangers till 3.30am. 

Wife Nicole, not her real name, 32, said: “He said he had a good story about his late arrival home. When I found out he’d been cajoled into trying gak and clubbing by his mates I was falling about. 

“Apparently he’s still got the moves and he managed to get a kebab on the way home, which was a final twist I didn’t see coming. 

“He lost his phone, which meant I got the full surprise of the story in the morning, absolute genius. 

“Ultimately it’s just the tale of a 46-year-old man with responsibilities who was supposed to get up and take the kids swimming just living in the moment but it’s really, really funny too. 

“The photos the random people put on his Facebook wall tell the story best.” 

Tim said: “Great night. Real laugh. I am so fucked.”