A PAIR of male friends making up for not being in touch for several years have not divulged any personal information, it has emerged. 

Tom and Wayne, not their real names, last saw each other in 2018, so decided to spend five hours talking about football, the sofa Booker was sitting on and the actual usage they get out of a Netflix subscription. 

Tom said: “I’ve had three kids, got divorced, joined the Paras and started dating a part-time model since I last saw Wayne. No need to bore him with mundane details though. 

“Instead I stuck to more pressing topics like Man City winning the treble and my thoughts on the latest Black Mirror series, then we rounded it off by showing each other some memes we found funny. It’s good to know we’re still really close after all these years.” 

Wayne said: “It was great to find out Tom’s opinions on the overall direction of the Marvel cinematic universe. It brought back so many happy memories – Deadpool, Infinity War, Ant-Man and the Wasp. 

“I completely forgot to mention my career change to running a porn site, but I doubt Tom’s interested in that. I know just as much about his life as I did before we caught up. Perhaps even less. And that’s how it should be in Man World.   

“We’ve agreed we shouldn’t leave it so long until next time, so we’ve both pencilled in 2032 for a good heart-to-heart about whether I should buy a pressure washer.” 

Source https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/