ANYONE forced to stay a few extra days in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore because they missed their flight is receiving no sympathy whatsoever. 

Across the world, flight disruption due to climate change has seen thousands of Britons trapped in idyllic holiday locations against their will sipping cocktails, watching sunsets and complaining about it on social media. All you had to do was be on time.

Anthony and Jess, not their real name, said: “You’re stranded in Malaysia? Well our heart f**king bleeds.

“These people have had a bonus citybreak added to their 6 week holiday, and they expect us to feel sorry for them? What next, a comforting hand around their shoulder because they’ve got extra fries in their McDonald’s bag?

“Ever heard of taxis, mate? Pop over to the beach, rent a sunbed on the airline’s dollar, enjoy good fortune while it smiles on you. Who wouldn’t want more holiday?”

Ant added: “Slacking off I call it. I’ve told the boss to fire him. Well one of them cause the other is retired”