Billie Rae Brandt took to her social media to share her thoughts on ink on the opposite sex with her 525,000 followers, explaining that she runs away when she sees these tattoos.
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Dressed in a striped, short sleeve shirt with a pair of high-waisted trousers, the brunette said: “What’s up my guys? I love a tatted man. It just adds that little sprinkle of bad*** that girls are into.
“You look like you’re about to ruin my life and I’m just here for the toxicity…”
Billie then went into the side of tattoos on men that she’s not into, going as far as to say it makes her “drier than a desert”.
With her mane up in a bun and dark-rimmed glasses framing her face, she went on to list the designs she dislikes.
“The tree line,” she said, explaining that this trend is “going to die”.
“Kind of like silly bandz, who the f**k wears silly bandz anymore?” she added.
Next on her list of the worst tattoos men can have is tribal ink. Sharing an example photo of what she means, it showed shapes in uniform on a man’s shoulder and down his arm.
“Do you order a pumpkin spiced latte with that, my guy?” she questioned. “Oh, also, how is the aspiring photography career going?
“Throw away that beanie and try growing a beard.”
Third on the list is a barbed wire tattoo as @billieraebrandt said she feels as though anyone who has the name ‘Bubba’ would “have one of these”.
Being sarcastic, she said: “No, I’m not hopping onto the back of your Harley this weekend. And I would prefer it if you took me somewhere other than the local barbeque joint.”
She then brutally hit out at what she’s dubbed ‘f**kboy thigh tattoos’.
“You’re definitely the type that hasn’t outgrown your pubescent years. Grow up and stop ordering green tea shots,” she said in the TikTok video.
Next on the list is tattoos of women. Displaying a design of Taylor Swift on the back of someone’s leg, she said: “Especially of women – it’s kind of sad honestly.
“Are you that desperate for a woman’s touch that you permanently sketched one onto your body? Damn, we get it, you don’t get laid.”
“‘Family’,” she went on, listing this as another ick. “You couldn’t bother to mention them? I’m confused.
“Do you want a family, need a family, have a family? Do you have mommy issues? Red flag.”
In the caption, she added: “Get it together boys.”
People were quick to comment on her video, which caused much controversy.
“The final boss: ‘Live, laugh, love’,” one person said, adding to the collection.
Another said: “Don’t forget the pocket watch (any clock) or some “manly animal” (wolf/lion)”.
And a third added: “Not the tree line,” followed by a crying with laughter emoji.
But others were not as impressed with her list and hit out at some of her opinions, especially on her point about the tribal tattoos.
“Tribal tattoos means a lot in the Samoan culture and many others across the world.” [sic] one person argued.
Another shared: “mine arent on my thighs theyre just above my kneecaps, does that sill count”. [sic]
While another said: “I feel attacked by the family one as it was my first one,” followed by a crying with laughter emoji.