A WOMAN who handed her phone to a friend to show her a photo has been gripped with sudden terror as the friend casually began to swipe.  

Natasha, not her real name, only intended to show off a picture of a cake she made for her sister’s birthday, only to watch pal Helen, not her real name, take it as an open invitation to flick through her entire life. 

She said: “So far it’s just been the pic of me in the fleecy gorilla onesie I wear around the house, but she can’t be more than seven swipes away from the catalogue of well-lit boob pics I took for when the occasion arises on Tinder. 

“She’s acting like it’s perfectly normal to expose the secrets that are strictly between a woman and her phone, throwing me off guard with lines like ‘Where did you take this one?’ and ‘You look cute in that outfit,’ but we both know this is a violation. 

“What’s more likely to end the friendship? Punching her and grabbing my phone out of her snooping hands, or the HD close-up of that suspicious mole on my arse? But I’m paralysed by fear.” 

Helen said: “The tit shots are no big deal, we’ve all been there, but the screenshot of pottery classes in her local area really made me re-evaluate her as a human being. 

“And she definitely ought to get that mole checked out.”