A WOMAN who exercises before work, after work and on her lunch break has decided to briefly pop into the office.
Sweaty activewear-clad ESG manager Hannah, not her real name, caused confusion and amazement after swinging by her desk, dashing off an email, and picking up her yoga mat before rushing out again.
Colleague Guido, not hos real name, said: “I rubbed my eyes in disbelief. Han, in the office? Doing actual work? If I hadn’t seen it for myself I would’ve called bullshit.
“At first I didn’t recognise her. Was she a new hire who hadn’t been formally introduced? Has management paid for us all to have a personal trainer? Then I realised it’s Han, who’s so focused on her health she gets away with doing f**k all.
“Like Halley’s comet or the Northern Lights, seeing Hannah breeze through on her way to her Aqua Aerobics class was a once in a lifetime experience that I won’t forget anytime soon. Definitely one to tell the grandkids.”
Hannah said: “I’m surprised nobody knows where I’ve been, going to the gym is all I talk about when I’m in the office. Don’t they listen?”