Bronson says he smeared himself with Lurpak before the ‘rumble of his life’

Bronson appeared in court via a live stream link on Monday morning and told a parole board of the “rumble of his life”.

He was wearing a black suit, white shirt and round dark tinted sunglasses.

The hearing questioned the notorious lag about his behaviour behind bars.

One they took note of was a period where Bronson had stripped naked and “greased up”, in a rumble that he described as one of the best experiences.

Speaking about the prison brawl in 2018, Bronson said he “had the rumble of my life”, adding: “I f*****g loved it.”

He went on: “I was born to have a rumble, I love to have a rumble.

“But I’m 70 now. It can become embarrassing. You have to grow up sooner or later.”

Asked if he would “rumble” again if released, he said: “Wouldn’t happen. There would be no more rumbles.”