Instead, they’re fixated on other aspects of the birth announcement that are a bit off-center.
Taking to a baby name forum on Reddit, a Reddit user shared a woman’s baby announcement which she originally posted on Instagram.
She wrote: “She’s here. Born January 7th, 2020 in our little home by the sea.
“Her big sister awoke to watch her emerge from my waters and her big brother awoke to meet her early the next morning.
“Our birth journey was sacred.
“Me and Antoine communicated through sound and telepathy for the whole ride and we were so proud of her when she was finally in our arms.
“Welcome to Earth little one. Metta IV (pronounced metaphor).”
People left their two cents on the woman’s post, and some pinpointed some things that felt more cringe-worthy than the baby’s actual name.
“Lol, I also communicated by sound while giving birth,” one person wrote.
“Isn’t communicating with sound just… talking?” another questioned.
“‘Emerge from my waters’… Listen… I’m pretty new agey and woo-woo, but this makes me wanna vomit,” a third said.
“What the f*ck kind of drugs is this lady on?”
“Nope nope nope nope nope,” a final person wrote.